SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

New Disease Found:
Sleepiota.

Causes:
Lecture
&
Frequent book exposure.

Host:
Student.

Symptoms:
Head falling on table,
auto closure of eyes

Signs:
Redness of eyes,
loss of memory.

Spread:
From student 2 student.

Treatment: Leave the Studies.....!

 

[Xeric]

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.

And.
Pathan drives to multan.

 

[Xeric]

Golden words
"Acha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye..

Kyon K,

Wo kameena aap k saary raaz janta hy, telecast kar dega salaa"

 

[rosemary]

I called you 5 times but the line is busy. So plz. come outside, i'm standing outside your home.....My name is MOON...and i just came to say Goodnight...

 

[rosemary]

Ek kaanch ne pathar se mahobat kar li, takra kar usne apni zindagi chakna chur kar li, kaanch ki diwangi ko dekho, usne apne hazaar tukdo mein phir bhi tasvir uski barli...

 

[Hyde]

Teacher aur Student

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!! !!





Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: dulha.!!!!!! !!!!!





Teacher: oh, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan





Teacher: Ohhhh, mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu launga





Teacher: Arey bhai, yeh batao tumare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota

 

[rosemary]

Life never turns the way we want, but we live it the best way we can, there is no perfect life...but we can fill it with perfect moments....Goodday...

 

[Xeric]

Agar 1 kashti me
Zardari,
Altaf Hussain,
Nawaz Shareef
&
Fazlur Rehman
Houn Or ship doob Jae
to aap K khayal me
Kon Bach jae Ga?
?
?
?
?
?










"PAKISTAN"

 

[Xeric]

Terrorism



Dekho door ik laash pri hai,

Chorahey k da'ein jaanib,

Kony pr sunsaan gali k,

Kachra kundi dekh rhy ho,

Us k paas lahu me luthri,

Khaak aluda bikhri bikhri,

Ghair ya apna,kon hai janein,

Ao dekhein aur pehchanein,

Nqash mita daaley goli ne,

Rangat khoon me doob gai hai,

Jaib tat school ka basta,

Jaib se ye kia jhaank rha hai,

Ik parcha hai,khat hai shayed,

Tooti phooti c urdu me,

Rang brangi pencilon k,

Sb rangon se likha hua hai,



"Aj jo bhooly basta mera,

Kuti ho jae gi tmse,

Taafi aur biscuit b lana,

Pyarey abu jaldi aana".

 

[rosemary]

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situations is called Part of Life!
But smiling in all these situations is called The Art Of Life!!!

 

[fawwaxs]

bush to manmohan singh “we have bombs like britney spear,madonna,julia robert.what do you have???

manmohan replied “we have bomb diffuser such as emraan hashmi !!!”

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Tip for d exams:
In the exam hall…
.
.
Look Above for
inspiration,
.
.
Below for
Concentration.
and if none work, then
.

.
look BESIDE for
information

 

[fawwaxs]

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,
.
.
.

protect yourself from men at work..

 

[rosemary]

Santa: Aaj muje ajib sa msg aya fir mera cell switch off ho gaya.
Banta : Aisa konsa msg hai?
Santa : Battery Low!!!
Banta : Mujko send karo, sab ko darayange!!!

 

[dexter]

YE LO 3 LUSH PUSH LRKON K NUMBERS

ANWAR MAQSOD
03339200068

MEHDI HASSAN
03215659217

ABDUL SATTAR EDHI
03458525363

Aaish kar
Chal pagli thanks bol ke rulaegi kia ?

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Wats worse then finding a worm in ur bitten apple?
.
.
.
.
.
.
A half worm