SMS Thread!!

[Rafael]

Faraz ke baad ab BB likhti hain:

A for apple, B for banana,
Bilawal ke abbu zara jaldi upar aana.

 

[Xeric]

A Sheikh family recvd the coffin of their dead mom from U.S. sent by daughter,along a letter on top which read...

I m sendng mom's body, under AMMA's body there r 12 cans of cheese,10 packs of chocolates & 8 packs of Badam.

AMMA is wearing a pair of Reebok shoes 4 Qasim bhai.

Amma is wearing 6 T-Shirts large 1 is 4 Ali bhai othrs r 4 there boys.

2 new Jeans Amma is wearng r 4 Sanam Baji's kids in Islamabad.

Swiss watch on Amma's left wrist is 4 zohra.

Amma is wearing a necklace, earings & a ring 4 Hajra aunty.

if anythng more is needed tell me now,since ABBA is also not feeling well

urs
Bano
New York. USA

 

[Rafael]

Punjabi version of baby baby!!

kaaki kaaki,

haan beybey

phak di cheeni

na beybey

lawan jutti

na beybey

khol bootha

HahAHa!

 

[Rafael]

sardar ka dost: yar tumne apni biwi ko talaaq kiun de di?
sardar: yas uss ka character buhat kharab tha, shaadi mujh se kii thi aur bachey BHAGWAN se mangti thi!

 

[Blossom]

uff mere Khudaya! etni kanjoosi
umm...I don't get sms's..I'm not in touch with anybody...not my ex class mates nor friends.Most of 'em are doctors.They're still studying their final Prof. ,they're so busy that everytime I plan to call 'em..I text 'em beforehand " Pick up the phone..I dare you"

 

[Rafael]

Husband sitting for hours looking at his marriage certificate.
Wife: what are you doing?
Husband: I am trying to find the bloody "expiry date".

 

[Vinod2070]

Faraz ke baad ab BB likhti hain:

A for apple, B for banana,
Bilawal ke abbu zara jaldi upar aana.

That is seriously funny.

 

[Rafael]

1 chinese bacha to pakistani bacha: yar kal chalte chalte mere abbu ki death hogai.

Pakistani bacha: yar china ke cheezon ka yehi to masla hai

 

[Xeric]

uff mere Khudaya! etni kanjoosi
umm...I don't get sms's..I'm not in touch with anybody...not my ex class mates nor friends.Most of 'em are doctors.They're still studying their final Prof. ,they're so busy that everytime I plan to call 'em..I text 'em beforehand " Pick up the phone..I dare you"

Hmmm, don't bother your friends alot.
Pakistan may fell off their shoulders!

 

[Rafael]

Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich punjabi bolo

school wich urdu bolo

parcha angrezi wich hal kero

aur,

maran tu baad hissaab arbi wich davo.

Banda kare vi te kii kare

 

[Rafael]

Teacher to sardar: iska future tense batao "Aslam khaana kha raha hai"

Sardar: Aslam ab potty kare ga!

 

[Rafael]

Sardar g said to a girl: "plz love me"

girl: tumhein love kerney se pehley main marr na jaaon?

sardar: mar jaana per kisi ghareeb de kam na aana!

 

[Rafael]

A young frog goes to palmist to know his future.

Palmist: you'll meet a young girl who wants to know everything abour you.

Frog: great! when and where?

Palmist: next year in biology lab!

 

[Rafael]

O rok do mere Janaaze ko zaalimo,

Mujh mein nai jaan arahi hai,

Peeche murr ker dekho yaaro,

Larkiyon se bhari MEHRAN arahi hai

 

[Rafael]

a bit off topic but its funny and kids are so cute!!! watch it!