SMS Thread!!

[Moin91]

Story of 2 friends,
"see" & "saw" :
1 day "see" saw sea but "saw" didnt see sea. "See" saw see & jumped in 2 da sea. "Saw" didnt see sea but fell in 2 da sea. "See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea.
End of Story:
"See" "Saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see sea.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Wife: Suno jee,apko meri beauty achi lagti hai ya meri aqalmandi?

Husband: Mujhe to tumhari yeh mazaq kernay ki adat sab se achi lagti hai

 

[Neo]

She sells sea shells at the sea shore. The sea shells she sells at the sea shore are sea shells, I'm sure.

 

[Xeric]

Lahore
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paas
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nizamudin
railway station
ki
train no.6162
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route
k
3rd station

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Ek chote
Se
Gaon
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Nazdeek
Wale
Kabristan
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Chowkidar
Ki
Kabr
Pe
Baithe
Huye
Kutte
Ki
Aage
Wali
Right
Side
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Taang
Ki
Tisri
Ungli
K
Nakhun
K
Paas
Chhupe
Huye
Chichar
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Pait
Mein
Rehne
Wale
Bacteria
K
Chromosomal
DNA
K
Thymine
Nucleotide
K
5th
Carbon
K
Outer
Shell
K
4th
Electron
Ki
Kasam,

Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Have you ever thought while sleeping the fan breaks and falls on ur head Or lizard climbs up ur bed and starts walking on ur neck Or a green snake goes into ur nose Or a cockroach goes through ur mouth and comes out through ur ears.
Anyhow Sleep peacefully.
Good Night!

 

[Xeric]

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"Miss Call" Ki Zabardast Kaamyabi Ke Baad

1st Time In Pakistan,
"Missed Message"

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Sardar got job in telenor customer care.
Customer: hello my telenor sim is blocked,what to do?

Sardar: Dont take tension remove telenor and put mobilink sim.....thx for calling telenor customer care!

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Sardar ki shadi hui wo suhaag raat ko biwi se dhoor ho ker baith gaya
Biwi: kya hua jee?
Sardar: maine maa se qasam khai thi ke shadi ke baad koi ghalat kaam nahi kerunga!

 

[Xeric]

i received this one when i was in the States from an American college.
This sms was quite popular when the gas prices were on the rise, last year in the US.

From next Monday all Gas Stations would show live porno shows at their Gas Stations!!!

Reason: Just to share your worry of gas price hike by making you feel that you are not the only person in the US who is being f****ed

 

[Pk_Thunder]

At the scene of bomb blast a man was crying: Oh God! i hv lost my hand

Sardar: Control urself,Dont cry,see that man, he has lost his head.Is he crying?
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Its when your best friend runs with ur lover,And u still Miss your friend!

 

[Xeric]

Good Morning Pakistan.

Aaj ki khas khabron k sath mai ho aap ka dost

Sab se pehle Headlines:

Love u Miss u Have a Nice Day

Or ab tafseel:

Aaj b rozana ki tarha SMS ki barish jaari rahe gi.

Call aane ka b imkan hai

Or

Miss call k badal b kafi mobiles pe chaye rahe ge.

Aaj poora din bar bar vibration k jhatke lagte rahe ge

Or

Log ghabra k mobiles pocket se nikal k hathon main le lein ge

Mazed khabro k liye dekhte rahen mere sms...

 

[Blossom]

When some1 touches u & u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

When some1 touches u & u feel it,
its LOVE.

When nobody touches u but u feel it,
its "Khurak"!

what has khurak(food) to do with a "touch"...you mean it goes down the throat all the way to our stomach and we feel it?

 

[Xeric]

what has khurak(food) to do with a "touch"...you mean it goes down the throat all the way to our stomach and we feel it?

It is khurak not Khooraak...
khurak mean 'kharish' (scratching) in punjabi...lolzzz
i hope you understand

 

[Blossom]

It is khurak not Khooraak...
khurak mean 'kharish' (scratching) in punjabi...lolzzz
i hope you understand

got it!
I know this word in fact.I was a lil preoccupied

 

[Rafael]

Dekhne do apne chahre ko jee bhar ke faraz................ek arsa hua in aankhon se kameena nahi dekha

 

[Rafael]

socha tha ke hum bhi pilot banein ge FARAZ........... magar jab charsss ka soota maara khud hi jahaaz ban gaye