SMS Thread!!

[Blossom]

And I love this one
in larkion se dosti achi nahi Faraz
Jawan teri behan hai, kuch to sharam ker!

 

[Rafael]

And I love this one
in larkion se dosti achi nahi Faraz
Jawan teri behan hai, kuch to sharam ker!

lol, where did u get that from?

seriously mujhey pasand nahi ke koi uss ka mazak uraahe

 

[Blossom]

Sholly.I couldnt help posting the comic version.lol

 

[Rafael]

another one of my fav from ahmad faraz.

ab ke ham bichharay to shaayad kabhi Khwaboun main milain
jis tarah suukhe hue phuul kitaaboun main milain

I love him.

 

[Rafael]

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

 

[Rafael]

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwaane hi wala tha

 

[Rafael]

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

 

[Rafael]

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband askedIs bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hay!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

 

[Rafael]

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

 

[Rafael]

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

 

[Rafael]

3 boys proposing 3 girls:

1st boy: tu meri laila, main tera majnu

2nd boy: main tera ranjha, tu meri heer

teesra sardar tha: tu merii heer te mein tera veer!

 

[Rafael]

Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
Anjane ma ya sab keh dia jab Nasreen se.

 

[Rafael]

It has been noted with grave concern that certain vested interests are spreading
malicious messages against our governor of punjab and we are forwarding them ourselves, not realising the damage being done to our beloved country...you all are a nation that cannot respect your own governor...

Zara sochein woh beghairat aapka governor hai..uss kamiinne ki bhi koi izzat hai. Khabardar jo kisi ne uss khabees ko gaali di...haya karo woh zalil humara governor hai..hum uss chor ki izzat nahi karein ge to woh fraudia duniya mein badnaam ho jaye ga aur iss tarah mulk ki badnaami hogii..

Please forward this message in view of public interest!
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No offence intendid...just got this msg so thought i should share it here..mods If you find this offensive you can delete it!
btw governor ki jagga zardarii tha...mein ne change ker diya..in the best interest of the public

Thanks..

 

[duhastmish]

Raheel i remeber when mumbai attack happned. I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT AND get a gun to kill these SOB.
I was not sad at all when mumbai happened. It was more of Anger and Frustration. you just want to do something but feel so helpless.
And felt so pissed to look at the situation being publicized on television and politician patting their back for limiting the damage and hearing this BS you just want to pick that television and throw it out of window!
i can imagine you might be feeling the same.

 

[Rafael]

yah, I know...no cricket team will ever come to pakistan now.....Qadafi stadium, National stadium, Iqbal staduim...will all become shaadi halls now ....