SMS Thread!!

[Rafael]

Boy 2 a girl: Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..

Girl: Aap ki kitni biwiyan hein?

Boy: Aik bhi nahi..

 

[Rafael]

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, did you had any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent

Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?

Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

 

[Rafael]

:

To Arains
Ek sitam aur meri jaan abhi jaan baqi hai
dil mein abi tak teri ulfat ka nishaan baqi hai

anything personal against arains?

 

[duhastmish]

Usse pane ki koi aas nahi hai........

Usse pane ki koi aas nahi hai....

Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai............

 

[duhastmish]

Agra ka Tajmahal, delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki, Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

 

[duhastmish]

If any of you spent times in aussie, its a common rhyme which i learnt as chind but a common paradoy of it goes like.

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Rooting all the sparrows he can see
Stop kookaburra stop
Kookaburra man you've got VD

 

[duhastmish]

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise

 

[duhastmish]

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in times square newyork found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.

As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a NYPD official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"

Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"
cop : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."

The Cop took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.

Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".

Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this American friendship?

Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"

 

[Xeric]

lol....uss ka pata nahi but saima jutt hai thats for sure

Which Saima?

The one with 'nikki ji haan, tey wadi sari gaan'??

 

[Rafael]

yeah wohi saima :- meri phulaan waali kurtiii.....lol

 

[Xeric]

Aziz bhaion or Hum Watno ki bharpur farmiash per...Khas tor pe Mughalon k liye:-

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?


Student : sir, i am not sure!


but Let me see...
I think from,


page 15 to 26


sir....

 

[Xeric]

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfriend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

 

[Rafael]

^^^ilovef16 would love it

 

[Xeric]

Ok friends no more discussion on caste system, please.
i know it is offending no one but still, let's stick to the thread at hand!

i hope you people agree!
Chill

 

[Xeric]

Dost 1: yar ye bachay itnay shrarati kyn hotay hain?

Dost 2: Yar jo chiz paida he shrarat say hoti hai wo shareef kaisay ho sakti hai..