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Rats in Air INdia cockpit

sometimes i wonder, why govt owned companies are such retards in both countries ... maybe we should remove their job protection !
fat aunties make excellent dampener against small explosives.. everything there for a reason.. :agree:
 
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fat aunties make excellent dampener against small explosives.. everything there for a reason.. :agree:
my my, i thought they were used as counter balance for turbulence .. you have enlightened me :woot::yahoo:
 
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Abey Rats Insaan nahi hotey kya???

I mean........whatever.........

Yaar woh videsh mey apni Mausi sey milne ja rha hoga............bechara!!
 
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i confess I used air India not once or twice but 3 times.. first time it was pleasant as expectation was quite low..
i drank more than I should coz it was free aur apne he logon se sarmana kya.. :hang2:
 
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That's nothing. Here in PIA, we have cows walking around the cabin. Some lunatic hired them as air hostesses.

How dare you SIR????

PIA has some of the hottest air hostesses amongst all the SE Asians nations.. Take that back asap.


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So what's the problem? They must have got their commercial pilots license by bribing the clowns at DGCA.

So we now have rats as co-pilots, cows as air hostesses, a platoon of cockroaches eying our shitty food we get aboard and some mosquitoes to keep you busy trying to swat the crap out of them!

Welcome to Air India.
 
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i confess I used air India not once or twice but 3 times.
i drank more than I should coz it was free aur apne he logon se sarmana kya.. :hang2:
Ah! We Indians love free stuff. We are the new age free-dom fighters!!! :enjoy:
 
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i confess I used air India not once or twice but 3 times.. first time it was pleasant as expectation was quite low..
i drank more than I should coz it was free aur apne he logon se sarmana kya.. :hang2:
haha Bebe, jaara peg bada banao :p
 
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According to the Mangovine: The rodents were part of a new DRDO program to introduce self-healing in aircraft by usage of mind controlled rat technicians to correct faults in aircraft. Due to the top secret nature of the program this cannot be revealed to civilians and sadly a multi-million ruppee national asset of India will face a death blow by some cleaner.

Remember him, he sacrificed his future for India's tomorrow
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