masterchief_mirza
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Dear Mr Khan, when someone asks you about the possibility of war with India, do not say the threat is low or high or anything like that. Simply say "The situation remains fluid/volatile. We will continue to work with our partners in the region and beyond to counter any malevolent designs and actions brought upon us by those who mean us harm."
If you are further pressed by the questioner and feel unable to say "I just answered that",
Then try:
"I do not know specifically what the risk of war is at present - nobody knows for certain - but we remain prepared for all eventualities, and all of our available strategic options remain on the table when countering any threats or malevolent acts from those who seek to harm us or our way of life".
If you're still struggling to string together some decent dialogue, then just hire me as your damn speechwriter.
Yours Faithfully.
If you are further pressed by the questioner and feel unable to say "I just answered that",
Then try:
"I do not know specifically what the risk of war is at present - nobody knows for certain - but we remain prepared for all eventualities, and all of our available strategic options remain on the table when countering any threats or malevolent acts from those who seek to harm us or our way of life".
If you're still struggling to string together some decent dialogue, then just hire me as your damn speechwriter.
Yours Faithfully.