Pakistan vs India: WC Semifinal - March 30

[ashok321]

“I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar.” -Brian Lara(WI)

”V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin” – Mark Taylor(aus)

‘Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.”-Hashim Amla(SA)

”He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also.-Waqar Younis(Pak)

”There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM)

“I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS.)

“I c myself when i c Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS)

“Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Ashok321

Barack Obama – “I don’t know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b’coz I love his play its b’coz I want to know the reason why my country’s production goes down by 5 percent when he’s in batting”…

 

[Areesh]

Did i say something false?

You said something farce I think.

 

[kartika]

why do they do that?

 

[Dance]

why do they do that?

So people can watch the game

 

[Nirvana]

Here's My prediction.


1)Who will win the semifinal on 30th march?
= India - 100 %


2)Can you guess the margin i.e the aproximate scores for both team. ( If your guess is close to original score by +/- 5 runs it is good.)
= India will win the toss and Bat first , will score 290 - 310.

Pakistan will score 280 - 290


3)Who will be the man of the Match? (can you guess his performance in batting and bowling)

Yuvraj Singh - Batting = will score 50 - 60
bowling = Will take 2 wickets

OR Viraat Kohli = will score 80 -90

4)Who will be the highest scorer for
a) India and b) Pakistan

India = Viraat Kohli Or Yuvi
Pakistan = Yunis khan Or Umar akmal


5)Who will be the highest wicket taker for
a)India and b) Pakistan

India = yuvraj - 2 wickets , zaheer - 2 wickets , Ashwin - 2 wickets
Pakistan = Umar gul - 3 wickets


6)Will Sachin make his 100th century on that day?

No

7) Will Afridi choose the match to bring back his batting form? (Atleast a 50)
No , Afridi will be out early.

8) How many individual100s we are going to see? (Can you guess their names)

None.

9) Any bowler you think will take 5 wickets or more?
None


10)How many original decisions will be changed by the TV umpire?

2

 

[Mujeeb47]

Joke :
Dhoni (to wife): Please give me a cup of tea.
Wife gives the tea in plate.
Dhoni: Give me in cup.
Wife: Your ______ Afraidi has taken cup. So enjoy tea in plate.

 

[Gandhi G in da house]

Also called being spoilsports.. and sore losers.

how can you say sore losers when nobody had even lost yet ?

 

[Ignited Mind]

Also called being spoilsports.. and sore losers.

Sore loser? Before losing the match eh?

 

[SQ8]

how can you say sore losers when nobody had even lost yet ?

According to all the superstitious idiots on both sides.. India has.. Idiots.. believing in parrots and Pujari's.

 

[alphamale]

afridi acted like a kid in his statement, no one forced him to watch indian channels. even indian players are told not to watch news channels & newspapers. ya fir indian news channel dekne ki khujli lagi huyi thi.

 

[Gandhi G in da house]

According to all the superstitious idiots on both sides.. India has.. Idiots.. believing in parrots and Pujari's.

With all due respect to you sir , your posts usually make a lot more sense than the last 2 did .

 

[Areesh]

OK guys it is getting too tense so let's relax and watch more "gems" from Bharati media to relax ourselves.

First Bhajji ka ghatak hathiyar.

Professor Deano.

 

[Skull and Bones]

According to all the superstitious idiots on both sides.. India has.. Idiots.. believing in parrots and Pujari's.

And Pakistanis felt the pinch when it was killed

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

India will win...


























































...to be contd. on 30th March 2011

 

[Gandhi G in da house]

afridi acted like a kid in his statement, no one forced him to watch indian channels. even indian players are told not to watch news channels & newspapers. ya fir indian news channel dekne ki khujli lagi huyi thi.

That is what even i am trying to understand , why was he watching the opposite teams' countries news channels ? Obviously they are going to talk about how to defeat the adversary team . what did he expect ? It happens in all countries media before any important match of any sport . Since it is Indian media he had this khujli to cry about it otherwise had it been some other country he would not have even mentioned it .