Pakistan Marks Targets in India in case of Attack

[Mustang06]

Meri to shaadi bhi nahi hui. Can you wait for few years uske baad attack karna please.
I've heard how life becomes after marriage so beetter make sure it's quick and painless.

 

[R!CK]

Dhokebaaz..... You only want holiday bcz you are based out of Mumbai.. What about rest of us....


But our aircrafts dont fly Sir. They are not available due to spares.. So all are grounded only... Even now they are grounded.. In fact with rains and summer and then rains again and winter, those are like museum relics..


Yaara Delhi does not have anything. The only thing nowadays Delhi has is Chikungunia. A kind of much deadlier Viral fever. For Killing the mosquito spreading this disease you dont require a missile, a little cleanliness drive and DDT will do.. You are wasting money by firing a missile to kill mosquitoes (real as well as politicians)



You should take help of @django @Zibago @The Sandman and gang. They will point to more beautiful girls. Kat and Bips are just 6.32457895412 on a scale of 10. Visit their threads, its filled with beauties whose score is much much higher.


What Windy bro, why are you scaring ppl.. Dont come uninvited, come invited and then go back.. atithi devo bhava or visitor is like god to us.. come and visit anytime.. just give a buzz or drop a msg.. no violations needed. simple.. Come and visit Incredible India...


i protest. strong protest. Media cannot be chained.... media is free , fair, just and independent voice of justice... You should meet Arnab Goswami... He will enlighten you surely from Indian perspective. For other side, kindly connect to Barkha Dutt and Rajdeep.. They will guide you as well.


Ouch... I will take this matter with our scientists. We need to develop a pill.. Once a day to our children so that they get immunity and courage both... This will be a breakthrough research in the history of mankind.


What sir. Now @BDforever will feel bad... We have not played a cricket match with BD cricket team for some time now so where did we stand together. The only place where we stand together is "Bangla" whether its BD or WB. One and the same.

Siachen i agree we will stand together. Its cold actually there. So to keep one warm, we have to stand together. No choice actually.


E galat baat hai. In any job, its management prerogative to screw their employees. Just look at boss, its his job to "haath ghusa dena" You should feel for every job going normal human.. They will feel mighty offended.


Arre Windy Bro, we should exchange mutual visa for our drones and aircrafts so that they can enter and return safely. Since the visa system is not there thats why this problem. Let us use Electronic Visa for the same. Its pretty quick to process and then its a safe journey. and Dont break our planes. You know how difficult it is to just get them on air.

On top you are the biggest source of IAF spares and yet you dont supply only. See all aircrafts are grounded only.


Yes true.. Too many call center phone calls. Must block them.. You are correct, Indian S/W coders are not upto mark... They just know how to telecall only.


Yes yes, you are correct.. Rusty iron buckets will spoil their habitat. We must be eco friendly and think for this planet and its future. We should find out if fishes will like new non rusted iron parts. In that case we should directly sink the new ship instead of old rusty leaking ones.


You cannot throw darts randomly. You have to aim and then throw.. The map of India center has nothing really. just forests and hills. So even if you score maximum points its a barren land.

I suggest many places where Maoists may be present. take them out and do some favour to India. Then you can extract some good things for the favours. remember nothing comes free.. not even the favours..



Arnab da has a anti missile shield.. his voice frequency resonates and destroys the components inside a missile. Its the ultimate shield .. Its reach is far deadlier.. Even we dont survive the onslaught of it.


India is a country of youth.. what will you get killing the pot bellied and over weight grey haired guys in the HQ. They are not even fit as compared to some of your counterparts. heck they cant even see their shoes bcz of the belly size. They will anyway die due to cholesterol, heart issues and hyper tension. DOnt waste a missile for such a thing, its expensive really.


RSS gatherings are limited due to rainy season. You chose a wrong time. Should have done before rains or now wait for rainy season to get over.
RAW headquarters is empty. All are auditioning to be casted in Ek Tha Tiger sequel movie.
And you can enter Indian airspace. As is aid earlier, we can have a Electronic Visa proposal for aircrafts and drones... Come visit Incredible India.




A&N has endangered tribes. They dont even know Indian mainland or where or what is Pakistan. if you fire a missile and when they see the fire, they will rather get there and cook some food then to run away fearing for life.. After all they still use flint stones to light up a fire.

Again pls use Electronic Visa for RAAD. This will facilitate easier entry and return.



Windy Bro when people talk from that side, its not talk its called a fart. and in general a fart is a gaseous expulsion of Nitrogen, Hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen and hydrogen sulfide. It stinks actually if Hydrogen sulfide is more.

Of course how can BD be our colony. BD folks our brother.. Now they are having a common name also with us - Bangla used for West bengal as well as for bangladesh. They are in a way our State only and part of Indian Union. You can even consider them an extended big Union Territory as well. Its our installed government there. Thats why they blindly support us, bcz we only type their speech as well.

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Wow so much replied..Now i feel satisfied.. sharing knowledge is always good..

Nailed it @PARIKRAMA as always!

On Topic: Can they include my boss's address to please? About time I got a week long holiday.

Good Day all!

 

[Cool_Soldier]

Bhai, when ever your planes comes this side, can you please send across some fresh apples, biryani's, lahori kulcha / paratha with panner bhurji and kheer for desert.

thanks a lot.

If its a problem to come to my place, let me know the targets, i will try to be there to receive them. Also do let me know if you want something to eat in return, i would be glad to serve you.

Its better you come over here, we will give you treat with all these dishes and do not try to cross LOC border.
Get visa and come here.

 

[Rajeev_Anand]

The map of Pakistan will once again changed if this thing happened.

 

[SQ8]

The map of Pakistan will once again changed if this thing happened.

Clearly, a whole swath of territory extending from lahore out to Patna will become a radioactive fallout zone uninhabitable by most humans.

 

[GumNaam]

The map of Pakistan will once again changed if this thing happened.

yes you are right. Map of Pakistan will grow and will include delhi this time.

 

[SQ8]

Thats not gone a happen because the nuclear bluff has been blown, the probability of hitting India by nuclear bomb is very low considering the delivery system which Pakistan has. If you know the defence umbrella for Indian cities has already been upgraded so no threat to India. This Indian strike has made such a blow to Pakistan Military that all their fake claims of Bombs, defensive capability, offensive capability has come out open. Nuclear Bombs in present day are not at all the option, they are only to show the strength. Worry part of us is the pace that Pakistan is making the nuclear bombs is very fast and the probability of going these to terrorist is very high because of the elements present with such mentality that is too dangerous. Consider a scenerio that one bomb goes to a terrorist and he blows in India than what will happen, so please take care of them.

Please come up with better nonsense than that. Banned from thread from being too stupid.

 

[ConcealCarry]

That limiter clause does not apply to indians

Please come up with better nonsense than that. Banned from thread from being too stupid.

 

[problemfreeleader]

Bhai, when ever your planes comes this side, can you please send across some fresh apples, biryani's, lahori kulcha / paratha with panner bhurji and kheer for desert.

thanks a lot.

If its a problem to come to my place, let me know the targets, i will try to be there to receive them. Also do let me know if you want something to eat in return, i would be glad to serve you.

Achievements of Modi most favourite ShivSena in 60 Years of Independence: 1. Harass hardworking Tamil People. 2. Harass North Indians. Cross Border Insurgencies 3. Beat Bihari's 4. Beat People from Uttar Pradesh Province. 5. Beat and Harass Muslims and Christians and other minorities. 6. Force all North Indians to learn Marati Language. 7. Joins with Terror organisation RSS and demolish Babri Masjid, Reason for Bombay Blasts.Sending there goons in surrounding countries for different notorius activites 8. HARASS FOREIGNERS. 9. Beat Youngsters on Valentines day. 10.Beat North Indian Politicians. 11.Create Communal rifts between Hindus and Christians Muslims other minorities 12.Create Communal Rifts between Maratis and North Indians. 13.Beat and Harass Bollywood Personalities. 14.Finally all day sit and get Money by force from North Indians/Muslims/Christians/Bollywood/Bihari/South Indians. Civilized country?Rapists In a civilized country like India they burned to kill 5,000 women and children in Gujrat. A top rated corrupt nation declared by International survey.Gang rapes in India which are at the highest level in the world You might knew the most recent brutal rape of the history that happened in india Delhi so they do sins and then take bath isn't ridiculous? In Civilized India hundreds of peasants commit suicide every year because they are poor Indians.

 

[Viny]

Achievements of Modi most favourite ShivSena in 60 Years of Independence: 1. Harass hardworking Tamil People. 2. Harass North Indians. Cross Border Insurgencies 3. Beat Bihari's 4. Beat People from Uttar Pradesh Province. 5. Beat and Harass Muslims and Christians and other minorities. 6. Force all North Indians to learn Marati Language. 7. Joins with Terror organisation RSS and demolish Babri Masjid, Reason for Bombay Blasts.Sending there goons in surrounding countries for different notorius activites 8. HARASS FOREIGNERS. 9. Beat Youngsters on Valentines day. 10.Beat North Indian Politicians. 11.Create Communal rifts between Hindus and Christians Muslims other minorities 12.Create Communal Rifts between Maratis and North Indians. 13.Beat and Harass Bollywood Personalities. 14.Finally all day sit and get Money by force from North Indians/Muslims/Christians/Bollywood/Bihari/South Indians. Civilized country?Rapists In a civilized country like India they burned to kill 5,000 women and children in Gujrat. A top rated corrupt nation declared by International survey.Gang rapes in India which are at the highest level in the world You might knew the most recent brutal rape of the history that happened in india Delhi so they do sins and then take bath isn't ridiculous? In Civilized India hundreds of peasants commit suicide every year because they are poor Indians.

What does all this has do with my food order, why did you quote me?

And as far as your rant is concern, i know there are low life people in this world who have never achieved anything and who will find negatives in even allah. So be positive and look at better side to improve upon

 

[Hammad Arshad Qureshi]

Meri to shaadi bhi nahi hui. Can you wait for few years uske baad attack karna please.
I've heard how life becomes after marriage so beetter make sure it's quick and painless.

Every married man can feel your pain lol

What does all this has do with my food order, why did you quote me?

And as far as your rant is concern, i know there are low life people in this world who have never achieved anything and who will find negatives in even allah. So be positive and look at better side to improve upon

I am pretty sure if he tries to deliver the mentioned food to you via LOC. Then how might be caught and we will hear news " Pakistani atangwadi arrested to supply food to entire hizb brigade" . And Mr. Arnab will do entire show of three hours on it