Pak bans dirty texting: just say no to monkey crotch

[xTra]

http://www.firstpost.com/living/pak-bans-dirty-texting-just-say-no-to-monkey-crotch-133379.html

 

[Roybot]

Whats the logic behind this

They even banned Jesus Christ! Good grief

 

[Roybot]

Medical terms to be banned:
Athletes foot
Breast
Condom
Flatulence
Intercourse
Period
Premature
Tongue
Herpes
Daily usage words to be banned:
Deeper
Fairy
Fingerfood
Hole
Hostage
Harder
Religious terms to be banned:
Devil
Jesus Christ
LGBT terms to be banned:
Gay
Homosexual
Queer
Musicians/artists to be banned:
Wuutang

How on earth did they come up with this list?

 

[MUHARIB]

What if somebody wants to type "help me i am held hostage in a deep hole inside a cave and life is getting harder, they are devils here..jesus christ"....i wonder what will that person do.

 

[Roybot]

Wonder why deeper, harder and hole was banned

 

[MUHARIB]

Wonder why deeper, harder and hole was banned

So that people can say hit taliban hole deeper and harder.

 

[OrionHunter]

Hell's bells! Even FLATULENCE?

Blowing hot air is the favorite pastime of Pakistani politicians!

P.S. Indian politicians too, for that matter! Jeeez!

 

[foxbat]

Wonder why deeper, harder and hole was banned

Imagine a Pakistani Astrophysicist typing in the text on how he needs to work harder to get deeper understanding of the Black hole phenomenon.. All 3 strikes in one go

 

[Roybot]

So much hatred for fingerfood.

 

[MUHARIB]

how will kids txt there friends and ask whats the nxt period??

 

[regular]

looks like everybody over here wanna be within the dirty black hole...

 

[Ambitious449]

I can understand china's influence ( Enemy's enemy is your friend) but don't try to apply Chinese methods of suppressing freedom of expression in Pakistan. We are south Asians. People won't tolerate this kind of ****.

 

[SpArK]

Will it come up as --> "******" like in here?

 

[xTra]

The news has provided the solution also:


It’s unclear how telecom companies who cannot even filter out commercial spam will be able to handle this new morality burden. But Pakistanis, used to growing online censorship administered by the PTA, took little time to come up with the obvious workaround to the SMS censorship. The offending words are numbered on the blacklist. Many including @SamadK came up with the idea, “Now instead of typing the whole gaali you just need to send the number. Thank you PTA for making is even lazier.”

 

[Hyde]

well first of all its just an indian source so period...

secondly the list you guyz are making coming out of no where. I have not seen this list anywhere

and last but not least... some of you guyz are talking nonsense so go and take a good shower