One liners :)

[RPK]

Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

 

[RPK]

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

 

[xebex]

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”


-Albert Einstein

^^^ while giving an anology about his Theory of Relativity.

 

[RPK]

Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.

 

[RPK]

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

 

[RPK]

Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

[RPK]

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

 

[RPK]

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 

[RPK]

Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

 

[RPK]

Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

 

[RPK]

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

 

[RPK]

Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

 

[RPK]

Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

 

[RPK]

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

 

[RPK]

Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.