One liners :)

[Spring Onion]

“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”

-Mark Twain

Thats why men are from Mars

 

[mjnaushad]

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis

 

[Hyde]

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value - Albert Einstein

 

[mjnaushad]

The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face. ~Jim Bishop

 

[ptldM3]

It seemed like a good idea at the time

 

[Currywurst]

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei..

i.e. Everything has an end, only sausage has two

 

[Hammy007]

oo mere khuda mj please stop posting children lol

 

[KillBill]

And Chappal Chor will be Banned - KillBill

 

[Windjammer]

It's the thought that counts, i thought of buying you a present.

 

[Spring Onion]

It's the thought that counts, i thought of buying you a present.

Stop thinking and buy one

 

[mjnaushad]

Stop thinking and buy one

Thats what my mum say when i am trying to bargain.

 

[Hammy007]

^^ and the girl thought to kiss you........................................ hehe

 

[xebex]

"If I lend you something....you have to return it with interest....now keep this....muaawhhhhh"

-xebex

 

[Hyde]

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage - Ambrose Bierce

 

[Hyde]

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight - Georg C. Lichtenberg