One liners :)

[JonAsad]

My BOSS is an A55 hole-

 

[Karachiite]

They say that gambling is a sin but then bet their entire life on there being a heaven.

 

[Dalai Lama]

Humility is key.

 

[twoplustwoisfour]

Head of UN disarmament panel? North Korea. Seriously.

 

[S.M.R]

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

 

[jamesavery]

Why serve in heaven, when you can reign in hell - Satan

 

[dexter]

"Crisis in a country are not due to violence of bad people, it's due to silence of good people"-Nipolian Bonapart

 

[Skies]

You are my Google - you have everything I am looking for

 

[Jango]

To err is human, but to forgive....divine.

 

[aakash_2410]

You are my Google - you have everything I am looking for

Bro, that's a facebook group. Everyone must have heard it. <- OMG I just did a nice one liner.

 

[Skies]

^ yeazs I got that on FB. But did not know that you made that.

 

[xTra]

Alcohol is enemy and Bible says love your enemy.

 

[aakash_2410]

^ yeazs I got that on FB. But did not know that you made that.

No I didn't mean to say that I created that page on facebook bro. I said 'It's a facebook group so everyone must have heard it.' That's what I said was my one-liner. As in Facebook's that famous.

But you misunderstood so never mind. and now because I'm having to explaing the joke, I killed it.

 

[JonAsad]

^^^ thats cheating

 

[JonAsad]

People always say to expect the unexpected. So if u expect the unexpected then the unexpected becomes the expected. So really your just expecting the expected...