One liners :)

[SorrelVesper]

You know it’s love when you memorize her IP to skip DNS overhead

 

[Leader]

diplomat is a person who holds the boiled potatoes til they cool down

 

[BlackenTheSky]

In future war,there are no conquerers,only perishables and survivors
-Adolf Hitler

 

[hembo]

Kamran Akmal is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to catch them.

 

[hembo]

Maybe Kamran Akmal would have been a better wicket keeper if his hands were as big as his teeth.

 

[IFB]

I am immortal.....so far .

 

[jha]

Stats are like Bikinis..What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital..

 

[jha]

The average human has one breast and one testicle. ~Des McHale

 

[EagleEyes]

^ no longer valid today.

 

[Last Hope]

Do or die doing. Not for the girl next door, but for the Nation.

-Hassan Adnan (aka Last Hope)

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Do or die....but never say why!

-Pakistan Military Academy.

 

[Skies]

aur kuch na janu bas itna hi janu

 

[kugga]

aur kuch na janu bas itna hi janu

Too jaaney naaaaaaaaaa.......

 

[Skies]

 

[kamakazi attack]

Have a different cell phone for every one of your significant other

- me