nangyale
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NEWSFLASH - NSA has been hacked. Here is an unconfirmed conversation that took place a few minutes ago.
President Buttercup: You lezzie bitch, you told me everything was going according to plan in Ukraine.
Nuland: We have some bad news and some good news.
Buttercup: What's the bad news?
Nuland: That $5-billion you sent to Ukraine didn't buy as many neo-Nazi's as we thought. We need a few billion more. Also, we might be at war with Russia soon. That bastard Putin can't take a joke.
Buttercup: And the good news?
Nuland: Pussy Riot has agreed to perform at your next birthday party.
President Buttercup: You lezzie bitch, you told me everything was going according to plan in Ukraine.
Nuland: We have some bad news and some good news.
Buttercup: What's the bad news?
Nuland: That $5-billion you sent to Ukraine didn't buy as many neo-Nazi's as we thought. We need a few billion more. Also, we might be at war with Russia soon. That bastard Putin can't take a joke.
Buttercup: And the good news?
Nuland: Pussy Riot has agreed to perform at your next birthday party.