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No manhoos... not in the name of honor.......but for calling me your lala....... uff you are so annoying......... :pissed:

You want to kill me in the name of honor :cray:

Lala Believe me i don't know him he used to call me on skype and txt me on whatsapp. :rofl:




@Aeronaut says the same words even spelling :azn:
 
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My family has no Idea of my internet life :D
BuT
They are increasing my interrogation day by day :(



Cat Man beware, your cats are their spies.


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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"Bobby," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name.

"It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is Bobby Darling."

"Okay, Bobby, the next thing I want to tell you is..."
 
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MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they say.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all that bright.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
 
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MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they say.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all that bright.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Looks like the Mrs. has castrated you. :P
 
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@Hyperion The magnificent emperor. Give @Mirzay s hand in marriage to me and all issues will be sorted out with alphee.

I'll keeel him when he's drinking malt and shooting birds...
 
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@Hyperion The magnificent emperor. Give @Mirzay s hand in marriage to me and all issues wikk be sorted out with alphee.

I'll keeel him when he's drinking malt and shooting birds...
 
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First, your heart isn't that innocent to begin with (which is awesome) :P

Secondly, zeeeezuuuuu is open to you being one of the Empress's........ :cheesy:


@ZYXW.... baby, true or not? :D

@Mirzay it's true......we both really like you, I like you MORE of course, so I have been telling him for a while now to make you an empress and the idiot takes this long to start hitting on you...finally :D

Burri baat... not nice thing to say yara.....



A good friend... don't be mean to him either...... :what:



Whole PDF is avoiding you.... :P

Not me....I adore @Alpha1 :D LOL
 
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