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Hi everyone.Good to see you all.
A joke for the people mentioned below.
@RazPaK , @LoveIcon , @Talon , @Mani2020
Typical desi joke....(some people might not get that)....
Aik dafa ka zikar hae, ke punjab ke ik choudhri sahib nae sarre gown ke dawat ke.Sham ko sab log derre pe jama hogye....Mehmanoon mein ane walon mein sae khuch Kotdhe walle bhe shamil thae..
Choudhri sahib sub intezamaat sae bohat khush thae,chezoon ka jaiza lete hue un ke nazar aik totte pur pari.
Totte ka malik aik noujawan larka tha, jo darwaze ke pas khara tha or uss ka totta ba'awaz e buland, mehmano'n ko khushamdeed keh raha tha, jese, "aye aye malik saab tashrreif layyiye, mashaAllah MashAllah!, ayae aye choudhri sahab, wah kia kehne app ke, MashaAllah MashaAllah.Hum khidmat ko hazir hein......"
Choudhri saab barre mutassir huwe.Unhon nae dawat ke baad,noujawan ko bulaya.Or uss totte ke tareef ke.Or kaha kae," ye totta mein rukhna chahta hon."
Nojawan ghabraa gya, or bolaa ,"totta chorein choudhri saab jan bhe hazir hae, Pur ye totta ap ke tabiyyat ke mutabiq nahi hae."
Choudhri sahib heran ho kur bolle."Nahi nahi ,sab dekh hae, mene khud suuna hae, burra tameez dar totta hae.....Mein bohat mutassir hua hon.Ye mughe chahye buss."
Kotdhe walon logon nae bohat samghaya, pur choudhri sahib bazid thae, akhir kisse ke nai challi.
Or totta chourdhri sab ke ghar pohancha dia gya.
Gharr walle sab totte ke adub adaab sae bohat khush thae....raat bhur mazzee mazze ke batein kar ke uss nae sab ko garweeda bana lia tha.
Lekin jab ghar walle subha udhe to totte ko ye elanna't karte huwe sunna,"Oyee BegH***oo, %^%@@*..... challo hun subha ho gaye aa, nah thoo lawoo, nawein kapree pao , te apne apne gharan nu jao......"
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pardon any mistakes/typos left.
A joke for the people mentioned below.
@RazPaK , @LoveIcon , @Talon , @Mani2020
Typical desi joke....(some people might not get that)....
Aik dafa ka zikar hae, ke punjab ke ik choudhri sahib nae sarre gown ke dawat ke.Sham ko sab log derre pe jama hogye....Mehmanoon mein ane walon mein sae khuch Kotdhe walle bhe shamil thae..
Choudhri sahib sub intezamaat sae bohat khush thae,chezoon ka jaiza lete hue un ke nazar aik totte pur pari.
Totte ka malik aik noujawan larka tha, jo darwaze ke pas khara tha or uss ka totta ba'awaz e buland, mehmano'n ko khushamdeed keh raha tha, jese, "aye aye malik saab tashrreif layyiye, mashaAllah MashAllah!, ayae aye choudhri sahab, wah kia kehne app ke, MashaAllah MashaAllah.Hum khidmat ko hazir hein......"
Choudhri saab barre mutassir huwe.Unhon nae dawat ke baad,noujawan ko bulaya.Or uss totte ke tareef ke.Or kaha kae," ye totta mein rukhna chahta hon."
Nojawan ghabraa gya, or bolaa ,"totta chorein choudhri saab jan bhe hazir hae, Pur ye totta ap ke tabiyyat ke mutabiq nahi hae."
Choudhri sahib heran ho kur bolle."Nahi nahi ,sab dekh hae, mene khud suuna hae, burra tameez dar totta hae.....Mein bohat mutassir hua hon.Ye mughe chahye buss."
Kotdhe walon logon nae bohat samghaya, pur choudhri sahib bazid thae, akhir kisse ke nai challi.
Or totta chourdhri sab ke ghar pohancha dia gya.
Gharr walle sab totte ke adub adaab sae bohat khush thae....raat bhur mazzee mazze ke batein kar ke uss nae sab ko garweeda bana lia tha.
Lekin jab ghar walle subha udhe to totte ko ye elanna't karte huwe sunna,"Oyee BegH***oo, %^%@@*..... challo hun subha ho gaye aa, nah thoo lawoo, nawein kapree pao , te apne apne gharan nu jao......"
...pardon any mistakes/typos left.
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