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Ab sanjay ke baad iski baari hai 6 saal ki.
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Ab sanjay ke baad iski baari hai 6 saal ki.
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happy asusual-- Allah ka karam hai! ayar @Talon tum ne kal k nuclear test k baray mai pata hai??naswaristan was declared nuclear state by aero yesterday,while i tested nuclear missile successfuly aur ban ki rafay condamned it
Sabho ko pata hona chaye...
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Sabho ko pata hona chaye...
han bilkul yar nuclear state declare hua hai,koi mazaq thori na hua hai
aur takay aap ka science minister yani mai next time bhi elect hosakoon!
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who??@TALON FAMOUS PEOPLE GO CRAZY?or those who shake hands with famous people?
@Slav Defence in this particular case I am guessing @WebMaster
OK people me off to the lab!! See you all in 1-2 hrs!!
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han bilkul yar nuclear state declare hua hai,koi mazaq thori na hua hai
Hum iski bharpoor Taed karty hain...( Fazlu)
he always says muzzzamat bt koe ne itna chane to chalta hai...
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han bilkul yar nuclear state declare hua hai,koi mazaq thori na hua hai
Hum iski bharpoor Taed karty hain...( Fazlu)
he always says muzzzamat bt koe ne itna change to chalta hai...
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@Talon@Slav Defence in this particular case I am guessing @WebMaster
OK people me off to the lab!! See you all in 1-2 hrs!!
epic baat ki hai iss waqt!
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@Slav Defence in this particular case I am guessing @WebMaster
OK people me off to the lab!! See you all in 1-2 hrs!!
@Talon
epic baat ki hai iss waqt!
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Bye aapi
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It was supposed to be metaphorical !
The Cow was supposed to impress upon you, as the rest of us already know, gushing down liters of sugary drinks & tonnes of fast food has put enough fat on you that the last time you climbed the dormitory stairs, the bottom step simply cracked in two as if it was a parrot cracker ! Then there was that other time when you fell on top of that guy who you were romancing, ahhhh the poor chap, we're still trying to piece him together from the Jell-O you left behind !
The Moustache on the other hand, I confess, is the unequivocal truth ! But don't blame me - I didn't ask you to use that Experimental Hair Loss product on you face (hence the beard too) but on your bald spots on the head !
Aray manhoos, kam bakhat, you are ruining my chances to cheat on @Mirzay
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MUST READ!!
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
I thought of @Armstrong when I saw this 1
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
I thought of @Armstrong when I saw this 1
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@M-48 haan yaar when shake hands with famous ppl....they go crazy....i meant in that contexttu kub say itni bongi hogi?!
Amma when i'll find a good man for you then you'll admit that your daughter is a genius
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