Madam

[fatman17]

Madam:

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore. Having seen
your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you
and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall and
six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working
hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good
batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling,
other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that
bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am
always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on
top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not
drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am
going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and
pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb
belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to
do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very
hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.

If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and
press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon,

Yours and only yours

Choudhary Bashir Warraich born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore,
Punjab.





We must remain as close to the flowers, the grass, and the butterflies
as the child is who is not yet so much taller than they are.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[Elmo]

Risqué...

 

[duhastmish]

umm desperate nymphomaniac too. Not much time when he become a Homicidal rapist.

 

[fatman17]

Risqué...

waiting for the axe!

 

[araz]

Weren't there glimpses of Sarfaraz Nawaz in the carricature? Liked it though not your usual cup of tea I dare say Sir fatman. I know for sure you sre not lonely
Kind regards
Araz

 

[Super Falcon]

hahahahaha he is like srafraz nawaz