I bet you with a few buzzwords, from an American man, they could have most of LUMS drinking urine out of a cup.
This reminded me of a story in the mid-2000s with a friend of mines who owned a restaurant. He was one of those fresh-off-the-boat immigrants. One of his brothers sponsored him to come to the U.S., and he became a citizen 6-7 years later.
He went back home to get married. Mind you, he's a little below average with a desi belly, as usual, not fit. According to his brother, the soon-to-be bride's family is well off and in medicine. She is gorgeous leagues apart from my friend. They asked him what he did, and he said he owned a restaurant, and the father gave him a weird look. Here's us and this guy making halwa puri, asking for a rishta and then about income, etc.
Then it came down to one question what can you give my daughter? Well, his response was to take out the American passport and then say I can teach her as many words of English as she likes.
DONE! The deal closed several months later, and the married brother wasted no time knocking her up. He comes to me a month later, saying I will be a father.
I said congratulations, the deal was very cheap.
You're talking about drinking piss; they will part their legs like Moses parted the Red Sea.