Kerala Corner

[acetophenol]

ohh it has to be emailed.
Email it on slav defence's id
quartz@defence.pk
and also dont forget to mention about it here Best writer contest 2014 | Page 2
and do tag him, so that he checks his email.
Best of luck!!

Edit: You can also make a thread on the same and post it and you can quote him there I guess.
Just ask him on that thread.

I'm not going to start a thread, but I've mailed him and quoted him! Thanks a ton for the support and inspiration

 

[Levina]

I'm not going to start a thread, but I've mailed him and quoted him! Thanks a ton for the support and inspiration

The kicks were the inspirations I suppose????
Now brace up, when you get the title I might actually influence you into giving some negative ratings.
Kidding!!
dont trust your chechi, she's very manipulative

 

[SrNair]

Oyiii??
Is that true???
I 'm shocked, frankly I think you should check the veracity of such news.


Okay now I got something on whatsapp and I thought I will share it here.....


MIGHT be a Malayali.... .......

If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin's wedding.

If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and play football, all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!

If you have more than 5 relatives working in Dubai, Big Time Malayali..

If you have the words "Anju Mol + Jinchu Mol" written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malaayli.

If you refer to your husband as Kettiyon; Ithiyan, Pillerude Appan, guess what? You're a Central Travancore Syrian Christian Malayali.

If you have a Tamilian parked in front of your house every Sunday, ironing your clothes , chances are a you are a Middle Class Malayali.

If you have more than three employee trade unions at your place of work then ask no further, you are indeed a Malayali.

If you have at least two relatives working in the US in the health industry (Nursing!!!) , Yes! Syrian Christian Malayali!

If you religiously buy a lottery ticket every week, then You're in the Malayali Zone!

If you describe a woman as "Charrakku/ Commodity " Yep! Malayali.!

If you constantly refer to Banana as "Benana" or Pizza as "Pissa" you're a Malayali..

If you use coconut oil instead of refined vegetable oil and can't figure out why people in your family have congenital heart problems, you might be a Malayali.

If you are going out to see a movie at the local theater with your wifey wearing all the gold jewellery gifted to her by her parents, you are a newly married Malayali..

If you and your wife and three children dress up in your Sunday best and go out to have Malabar biriyani at Kayikka's on a 100 cc Bajaj mobike, you an upwardly mobile Malayali from Cochin .

If your idea of haute cuisine is kappa and meen curry, then, yes, you are a Malayali..

If you have beef puttu for breakfast, beef olathu for lunch, and beef curry with "borotta" for dinner, yeah, definitely Malalyali.

If your name is Wilson , and your wife's name is Baby, and you name your daughter Wilby, have no doubts at all, you are a standard Malayali.

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright yellow, fluorescent green, and bright pink, definitely Malappuram Malayali.

If you tie a towel around your head and burst into a raucous rendition of the song "Kuttanaden Punjayile" after having three glasses of toddy, then you are a hardcore Malayali.

If you call appetizers served with alcoholic beverages as "touchings" then you are one helluva Malayali.

If you're sick and your wifey rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils and gives you "kurumulaku rasam" with chakkara, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your symptoms, Damn!! You're Malayali.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REAL McCOY, A BLUE BLOOD MALAYALI. LAAL SALAAM.

All meant in fun, don't get all "SIMBLY AGITATED".

Lol

 

[nair]

Jhanum nair aa

1000 roopa vechittu samsrikku

 

[SrNair]

1000 roopa vechittu samsrikku

Ikkanakkinu poyal Mannathu Padmanbhan chillu glassil ninnu irangendi varumallo ,vadiyumayittu

 

[nair]

Ikkanakkinu poyal Mannathu Padmanbhan chillu glassil ninnu irangendi varumallo ,vadiyumayittu

Angeru athrakku strong ayirunnengil, aa Pope ne thalli konnayirunnu..... Angeru uranguvanu....

 

[magudi]

very true... and the telecom revolution ( std phone onwards ) and the media explosion and internet accessobiity have only contributed to hardening of older hatreds... all those progressive ideas and films from the 50's to 80's seem to be undone in the 2000's.



india needs a progressive leader acceptable to both groups... india needs someone like lenin, fidel, nasser and of course, gaddafi.

Ithintem kude oru kurave undayirunu ullu ivide , ee samajvadiye ivdeku ara vilichondu vanathu ?

@jamahir I like your posts/approach on various isuues though it may seem too idealistic or rather unrealistic, looking at the way where whole region is headed to these days, but still yours is the most inclusive approach

@kurup sorry ee threadinte notification pinnem kittiyilla , atha reply late

Njan high school jn. adutha . Kurampala often vararundu - avde amritayila chechide makal padikunae so to drop em

 

[rockstarIN]

1000 roopa vechittu samsrikku

Sorry donated Rs-500/- to 'Mani relief Fund'(sambavana) 500 tharam..

 

[kurup]

@kurup sorry ee threadinte notification pinnem kittiyilla , atha reply late

Njan high school jn. adutha . Kurampala often vararundu - avde amritayila chechide makal padikunae so to drop em

Oho ..... adymayita defence mattersl thalparyam ulla oru nattukarane parichaya pedunne .

avide ayyappa templenu aduthu enik relatives und ..... pandu sthiram vararundayirunnu ulsavathinokke ...

 

[magudi]

Oho ..... adymayita defence mattersl thalparyam ulla oru nattukarane parichaya pedunne .

avide ayyappa templenu aduthu enik relatives und ..... pandu sthiram vararundayirunnu ulsavathinokke ...

Thalparyam matre ullu valiya vivaram onnum ela
Elam melle vayichu padikukayanu udesham

 

[jamahir]

1000 roopa vechittu samsrikku

Sorry donated Rs-500/- to 'Mani relief Fund'(sambavana) 500 tharam..

who is roopa, who is sambavana... friends of yours??

@jamahirWhat I can't deny is that Modi is a person who is completely outside of the elite circle who is not ashamed to speak Hindi.

He is far more relatable to a common Indian than a Congress scion of a political dynasty.

bhagwant mann of aam aadmi party speaks hindi/urdu so finely... he is one of india's most well spoken politicians.

and there are congress youngsters who dress up in stylish desi clothes when in parliament or in rallies... that does deserve cheering.

The Mughlai culture of 500 years. Harsha, Gupta period and the Mauryas all form a history.

So instead of making Sanskrit compulsory, establish scholarships for it, research programmes for it in University.

i had proposed in my "south asia rearrangment" thread that only two languages should remain in south asia... english and hindi/urdu ( in roman script ).

the "hindi" as used in the bombay film industry is acceptable to all parties because it represents sanskritized hindi, farsi and arabi... and its writing in roman script will not only make it more understandable but also make it transnationally interesting.

all secular works from south asia can be translated to these two languages... we should look forward, not back, in case of languages.

@jamahir I like your posts/approach on various isuues though it may seem too idealistic or rather unrealistic, looking at the way where whole region is headed to these days, but still yours is the most inclusive approach

thank you, sir... you are true on my posts being idealistic because if not that what should we be, if wanting progress... i would disagree on them being unrealistic because every radical change started off as a too idealistic idea and contrary idea with respect to their contemporary situation... and after the change was carried out by committed revolutionaries, the idea became normal and the system.

i am tired of the older religions, and see a clean-slate approach ( post-religion humanity ) as the most practical one for near-future.

 

[surya kiran]

 

[acetophenol]

@Bombaywalla :They rejected me again and again bro:-(

 

[mooppan]

i had proposed in my "south asia rearrangment" thread that only two languages should remain in south asia... english and hindi/urdu ( in roman script ).

the "hindi" as used in the bombay film industry is acceptable to all parties because it represents sanskritized hindi, farsi and arabi... and its writing in roman script will not only make it more understandable but also make it transnationally interesting.

all secular works from south asia can be translated to these two languages... we should look forward, not back, in case of languages.

Sorry...Didn't get you...Are you dreaming that your bhaiya Hindi or Urdu represents the language and culture of entire Indian Hindu and Muslim communities??.... We have our own unique languages and cultural identities especially in South of India..If you are too much fond of your urdu language,just keep it yourself....Urdu is the language of deccani or bhaiya muslims not every Indian Muslims.Its just another Indian language like Punjabi or Bengali for rest of us....Nothing superior nor inferior...

 

[jamahir]

Sorry...Didn't get you...Are you dreaming that your bhaiya Hindi or Urdu represents the language and culture of entire Indian Hindu and Muslim communities??.... We have our own unique languages and cultural identities especially in South of India..If you are too much fond of your urdu language,just keep it yourself....Urdu is the language of deccani or bhaiya muslims not every Indian Muslims.Its just another Indian language like Punjabi or Bengali for rest of us....Nothing superior nor inferior...

i said hindi from the bombay film industry which is understood from afghanistan to bangladesh.

if everyone started claiming their language to be official in south asia, that would mean maybe 300+ languages... chaos.