Kerala Corner

[Levina]

lolzzz ...

Are you a mallu?? Or do you know a mallu who sounds a lot like that?

 

[Guynextdoor2]

Oyiii??
Is that true???
I 'm shocked, frankly I think you should check the veracity of such news.


Okay now I got something on whatsapp and I thought I will share it here.....


MIGHT be a Malayali.... .......

If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin's wedding.

If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and play football, all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!

If you have more than 5 relatives working in Dubai, Big Time Malayali..

If you have the words "Anju Mol + Jinchu Mol" written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malaayli.

If you refer to your husband as Kettiyon; Ithiyan, Pillerude Appan, guess what? You're a Central Travancore Syrian Christian Malayali.

If you have a Tamilian parked in front of your house every Sunday, ironing your clothes , chances are a you are a Middle Class Malayali.

If you have more than three employee trade unions at your place of work then ask no further, you are indeed a Malayali.

If you have at least two relatives working in the US in the health industry (Nursing!!!) , Yes! Syrian Christian Malayali!

If you religiously buy a lottery ticket every week, then You're in the Malayali Zone!

If you describe a woman as "Charrakku/ Commodity " Yep! Malayali.!

If you constantly refer to Banana as "Benana" or Pizza as "Pissa" you're a Malayali..

If you use coconut oil instead of refined vegetable oil and can't figure out why people in your family have congenital heart problems, you might be a Malayali.

If you are going out to see a movie at the local theater with your wifey wearing all the gold jewellery gifted to her by her parents, you are a newly married Malayali..

If you and your wife and three children dress up in your Sunday best and go out to have Malabar biriyani at Kayikka's on a 100 cc Bajaj mobike, you an upwardly mobile Malayali from Cochin .

If your idea of haute cuisine is kappa and meen curry, then, yes, you are a Malayali..

If you have beef puttu for breakfast, beef olathu for lunch, and beef curry with "borotta" for dinner, yeah, definitely Malalyali.

If your name is Wilson , and your wife's name is Baby, and you name your daughter Wilby, have no doubts at all, you are a standard Malayali.

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright yellow, fluorescent green, and bright pink, definitely Malappuram Malayali.

If you tie a towel around your head and burst into a raucous rendition of the song "Kuttanaden Punjayile" after having three glasses of toddy, then you are a hardcore Malayali.

If you call appetizers served with alcoholic beverages as "touchings" then you are one helluva Malayali.

If you're sick and your wifey rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils and gives you "kurumulaku rasam" with chakkara, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your symptoms, Damn!! You're Malayali.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REAL McCOY, A BLUE BLOOD MALAYALI. LAAL SALAAM.

All meant in fun, don't get all "SIMBLY AGITATED".

If you are called Jobi, Binoy, Binu, and similar unheard of names, that also qualifies you as a mallu.

 

[jamahir]

If you have a Tamilian parked in front of your house every Sunday, ironing your clothes , chances are a you are a Middle Class Malayali.

exploitative and racist but communist.

If your name is Wilson , and your wife's name is Baby, and you name your daughter Wilby, have no doubts at all, you are a standard Malayali.

the daughter could be named "shiny" too... or even "sony"...

@levina

madam ji, i tagged you some hours ago... respondeth please.

 

[Levina]

If you are called Jobi, Binoy, Binu, and similar unheard of names, that also qualifies you as a mallu.

Heard of names like Frenil and libin??
But then what's even more interesting is that many of the muslims have hindu names ( like namita etc) while hindus might have christian and muslim names (like riya, Jocelyn).....which I think is good.

exploitative and racist but communist.



the daughter could be named "shiny" too... or even "sony"...

@levina

madam ji, i tagged you some hours ago... respondeth please.

Ohhh where did you tag me?
Let me recheck my alerts.

 

[jamahir]

Heard of names like Frenil and libin??
But then what's even more interesting is that many of the muslims have hindu names ( like namita etc) while hindus might have christian and muslim names (like riya, Jocelyn).....which I think is good.

nice... and this mixed atmosphere was spoiled by that kerala group which first shouted about "love jihad".

and i have heard of jibin, joji, tiju, jomol.

Ohhh where did you tag me?
Let me recheck my alerts.

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[takeiteasy]

"അച്ചേ ദിൻ ആനെ വാല ഹൈ"... കാലമാടന്മാർ ഒറ്റയടിക്ക് BSNL broadband ചാർജ് 150 രൂപ കൂട്ടി . 500 ഇന്റെ പ്ലാൻ il തുടങ്ങിയതാ ഇപ്പോൾ 650... നമ്മുടെ സര്ക്കാരിന് എന്നും നല്ലത് വരണേ !എന്നാലും ...എന്റെ കാവിലമ്മേ ഇവന്മാരുടെ തലയിൽ ഇടിത്തീ വീഴണേ!!"അച്ചേ ദിൻ ആനെ വാല ഹൈ"...

നിങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് അവിടെ വേറെ ബ്രോഡ്ബാന്‍ഡ് സര്‍വ്വീസുകള്‍ ഒന്നും ഇല്ലെ? bsnl-ne motham reliance-inu koduthallo?

 

[Chronos]

നിങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് അവിടെ വേറെ ബ്രോഡ്ബാന്‍ഡ് സര്‍വ്വീസുകള്‍ ഒന്നും ഇല്ലെ? bsnl-ne motham reliance-inu koduthallo?

Modi- Ambani Gujarati connection.

Kuttam parayan pattilla. Gujaratis are best in business.

Was going thru a report on top 10 airports in terms of number of passengers...... I Found 2 Air ports from Kerala in it....

Trivandrum and Calicut........ Surprisingly these 2 air ports handle more passengers than Cochin.......

Calicut is because of the number of Gulf workers in Malappurram and Calicut.

50% of households in Malappurram has at least one family member working in gelf.

 

[Chronos]

nice... and this mixed atmosphere was spoiled by that kerala group which first shouted about "love jihad".

and i have heard of jibin, joji, tiju, jomol.



The Woman Who Thinks Reducing the Male Population by 90 Percent Will Solve Everything | Page 10

@jamahir

From my interactions with Hindus and Muslims, especially in India, there are a lot of Muslims and Hindus who will say the most vile things about each other.

That is why I don't take a lot of the fighting between Hindus and Muslims seriously. Both groups are steeped in bigotry.

 

[jamahir]

@jamahir

From my interactions with Hindus and Muslims, especially in India, there are a lot of Muslims and Hindus who will say the most vile things about each other.

very true... and the telecom revolution ( std phone onwards ) and the media explosion and internet accessobiity have only contributed to hardening of older hatreds... all those progressive ideas and films from the 50's to 80's seem to be undone in the 2000's.

That is why I don't take a lot of the fighting between Hindus and Muslims seriously. Both groups are steeped in bigotry.

india needs a progressive leader acceptable to both groups... india needs someone like lenin, fidel, nasser and of course, gaddafi.

 

[Chronos]

very true... and the telecom revolution ( std phone onwards ) and the media explosion and internet accessobiity have only contributed to hardening of older hatreds... all those progressive ideas and films from the 50's to 80's seem to be undone in the 2000's.



india needs a progressive leader acceptable to both groups... india needs someone like lenin, fidel, nasser and of course, gaddafi.

@jamahir

I don't subscribe to Modi and his gang of religious goons who day by day are out competing each other to produce foolish statements.

Unfortunately Secular ethos is embodied by the elite in India who despise everything Indian, who looked down on regional languages as 'Junk' and has an inferiority complex vis a vis the West.

What I can't deny is that Modi is a person who is completely outside of the elite circle who is not ashamed to speak Hindi.

He is far more relatable to a common Indian than a Congress scion of a political dynasty.

The Mughlai culture of 500 years. Harsha, Gupta period and the Mauryas all form a history.

What I found fascinating was outside of Tamil Nadu, few know of Cheras, Cholas or Pandyas, or know of the ancient Sangam literature.

So instead of making Sanskrit compulsory, establish scholarships for it, research programmes for it in University.

Let those who want to learn learn not only the language, but grammar, the history and the etymology etc.

Otherwise it is nothing but empty gestures.

sorry for the long ramble

 

[nair]

Oyiii??
Is that true???
I 'm shocked, frankly I think you should check the veracity of such news.

News is authentic, and was in either Toi or Hindu.....

 

[Levina]

News is authentic, and was in either Toi or Hindu.....

Must be true then.

 

[rockstarIN]

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Jhanum nair aa

 

[acetophenol]

@levina : I've finished it. I did it in a hurry (started typing only after gettin you quote!),where should I put it?

 

[Levina]

@levina : I've finished it. I did it in a hurry (started typing only after gettin you quote!),where should I put it?

ohh it has to be emailed.
Email it on slav defence's id
quartz@defence.pk
and also dont forget to mention about it here Best writer contest 2014 | Page 2
and do tag him, so that he checks his email.
Best of luck!!

Edit: You can also make a thread on the same and post it and you can quote him there I guess.
Just ask him on that thread.