Kamran Akmal Jokes

[fida jan]

kamran akmal can never buy eggs, because always drops them

 

[Time Assassin]

LEAVE Kamran Akmal ALONE!!!!, sure he can't catch but at least he can bat better than our sticky openers HAFEEZ and SHEZHAD. I mean they have failed to make over 10 runs in 4 games and they are openers wtf?

 

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

Cant a person drop catches because he was nervous?
Cant a person have a bad day?
Is he not, but a human?
Is he perfect?

Errrr ... don't you think the above arguments cease to hold after four straight years of the same incompetent wicket keeping?

Matches in Australia, matches in England, matches in Sri Lanka ....

When can we decide that he is not just 'nervous' or 'having a bad day' or 'just imperfect'?

I mean, I am human and imperfect too, can I be the Pakistan team wicket keeper if that is all it takes?

I promise, I'll retire after two years of dropping catches and averaging 30 and under, instead of 4 years, and I promise I'll retire before the team has to play in any World Cup.

 

[Last Hope]

Come on Last hope. It you who is behaving immature because of your lack of knowledge and interest in cricket. I demand a complete sticky thread where we can abuse and ridicule Khatmal. Mods please.

Lack of knowledge?
My dad was a cricketer, stayed as best of Saudi Cricket!

Errrr ... don't you think the above arguments cease to hold after four straight years of the same incompetent wicket keeping?

Matches in Australia, matches in England, matches in Sri Lanka ....

When can we decide that he is not just 'nervous' or 'having a bad day' or 'just imperfect'?

I mean, I am human and imperfect too, can I be the Pakistan team wicket keeper if that is all it takes?

I promise, I'll retire after two years of dropping catches and averaging 30 and under, instead of 4 years, and I promise I'll retire before the team has to play in any World Cup.

Hmmmmm......yeah bro....ooops....sir ( ) you are right about this.
He should be removed, but not humilated world wide as he has been a great cricketer

 

[Areesh]

Lack of knowledge?
My dad was a cricketer, stayed as best of Saudi Cricket!

In that case you didn't learn anything from your father.Or else how can you call him a great cricketer.

@mods

Ban last hope. He is offending us By calling that guy Kamran as a great cricketer.

 

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

LEAVE Kamran Akmal ALONE!!!!, sure he can't catch but at least he can bat better than our sticky openers HAFEEZ and SHEZHAD. I mean they have failed to make over 10 runs in 4 games and they are openers wtf?

We can arrive at a determination that K Akmal is better than the two openers once they have played as many matches as he has, and still have a lower average than him.

 

[Last Hope]

In that case you didn't learn anything from your father.Or else how can you call him a great cricketer.

@mods

Ban last hope. He is offending us By calling that guy Kamran as a great cricketer.

You should have banned me 2 weeks ago, ab tou monday ko last exam hai

We can arrive at a determination that K Akmal is better than the two openers once they have played as many matches as he has, and still have a lower average than him.

Recall, after spot-fixing scandal, he did open and had great fifties with great 150+% Strike rates!

 

[Areesh]

Recall, after spot-fixing scandal, he did open and had great fifties with great 150+% Strike rates!

Oh my God. What an achievement. Great fifties lolzzz. Obviously he is a "great" cricketer.

 

[Awesome]

I don't think he is a crook, but just incompetent.

 

[Karachiite]

Been receieving so many text messages on jokes about Akmal, here's a few I recieved;

Remember those match-fixing charges against Kamran Akmal? Yeah, those were dropped too.

Will Kamran Akmal drop the soap when he goes to jail?

Maybe if we drop Akmal then he'll understand how the ball feels.

 

[Awesome]

But this thing about Umar Akmal refusing to play just because Kamran is being dropped is also worrying and I think such a brotherly pair should be dropped from the side altogether. They did this before when Kamran Akmal was being dropped during the sydney test, and now again.

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Both Umar Akmal and Kamran Akmal need to be dropped this family chakar is costing Pakistan

First Umar Akmal fakes his injures

a) Back injury problem in Australia tours
b) Now alleged injuries on finger


And the fact that players want Akmal to play shows that there is BIG GAMBLE being played , and Akmal is involved in the GAMBLE..

I mean why would you BRING this guy when he was clearly involved in match fixing

May be it was Akmal's , mafia connections that called Zul Qarnain and threaten him to quite Pakistan Wicket keeeping ...

I just know it was Akmal's Mafia connections

I mean what is so special about him anyways has he scored any match winning 100 consecutively in a year no has be been SUPER wicket keeper , the only he thing he does is ... just say

Come on come Shahid bahi ... over and over and over again gives me headache

And for some odd reason he is always smiling in field after every dropped catch , be sharam , GAMBLING ker raha hai 100%

 

[Secret Service]

kamran akmal teaching ABCD to his son
A for Akmal
B for Ball
C for Catch
D for Drop

 

[Secret Service]

if a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be.." The One who Dropped the Ball "

 

[Myth_buster_1]

Okay here is my attempt for a akmal joke i hope its not a stupid one.

Akmal can never become a mother/Bird because he would drop all the eggs.