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Secret Behind Happy Married Life

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".
 
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The reds or the greens?

Two apples up in a tree were looking down on the world.The first apple said,“Look at all those people fighting,robbing,rioting --no one seems willing to get along with his fellow man.Some day we apples will be the only ones left.Then we'll rule the world.”Replied the second apple,“Which of us --the reds or the greens?"
 
A pakistani guy, an indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman were travelling in a train.
The train went through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman, the beautiful and the Pakistani guy were looking perplexed.
An indian guy was bent over holding his face, which gets red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : That Indian guy must tried to kiss that girl and got slap.
The Indian guy is thinking: Damn it, the Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead.
The beautiful girl is thinking : that indian guy must have moved to kiss me but kiss that old lady instead of me and got slapped.

And the Pakistani guy is thinking : "If train goes through another tunnel, i could make another kssing sound and slap that indian guy again!":rofl:

Be a Pakistani!:pakistan:
 
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