Joke

[donrahul]

Yeah! guys! no right posting it, if the Urine drinking thread was locked up! Then the same thing applies here too.. They locked it up as it was antagonizing the Hindu members. Its only logical that one refrains from posting such stuff!

 

[rubyjackass]

Lol
too much dude!!!
rocking

 

[Rafael]

hahaha....

 

[U-571]

very cheap indeed!!, "every indian is upset and angry about mumbai", "the suspense, fantasy and imaginary world which indian media creates is unparallel in the world, indian media is such a bunch of jokers, really"!!!, the hue and cry they raise!!

 

[RabzonKhan]

 

[RabzonKhan]

 

[thorosius]

Blond Bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitr ess;

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman with a Taser.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters;

'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


---
Paddy

My husband and I used to have a lovely dog named Paddy who was very
well loved by our two children.

Sadly, one day, Paddy was hit and killed by a neighbor's car while
chasing a squirrel. That evening, when the children returned home from
school, I called them in to explain the tragedy. Quite surprisingly,
they accepted the grim news with little comment and returned to the
yard to play.

After fifteen minutes or so, they found me in the kitchen and asked
where Paddy was. Thinking they were in some form of denial, I gently
started to describe again what had happened to their beloved pet.

The younger boy burst into tears and sobbed, "Paddy? I thought you
said Daddy."

 

[Neo]

PATHAN HIP HOP DANCERS ​

 

[Xeric]

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as :

· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1 .

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support
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[A1Kaid]

Joke of the century!

"I Am What The Terrorists Most Fear" -Benazir Bhutto

LMAOOOOOO!!!

 

[RabzonKhan]

 

[RabzonKhan]

 

[AliFarooq]

Blond Bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitr ess;

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman with a Taser.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters;

'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


"

omg lol this has to be the best blond joke ever

 

[RabzonKhan]

 

[RabzonKhan]