Joke

[ghazi52]

 

[Torch_v2.0]

He laid her on the table,
so white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,


he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, and then her breast,
and then, drooling, felt her thigh.


The slit was wet, and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside,
all was dark and murky.


He rubbed his hands, and stretched out his arms,
and then he stuffed the turkey.
and ate it with Rice & apple stuffing !

 

[Torch_v2.0]

Ahmmm...

 

[Torch_v2.0]

The Queen takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.

Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly. “I am terribly sorry,” apologizes the embarrassed Queen.

The pope replies, “Oh don’t worry, if you hadn’t said anything, I’d just think it was the horse!”

 

[war&peace]

@django @Maarkhoor @MastanKhan

 

[The-Hack]

 

[jaybird]

That's a pretty funny comparison. But I think most men will be like Modi who like taking pics with a beautiful woman than a man of any kind.

 

[Torch_v2.0]

lol

 

[Safriz]

Indian space Scientist at ISRO. her name is Vinita

 

[Soumitra]

Indian space Scientist at ISRO. her name is Vinita

What's the joke?

You think Women can't be space scientists?

Google Tessy Thomas

 

[war&peace]

lolzzzzz

@Baghial @django @Maarkhoor @IceCold @SherDil @PakSword @MastanKhan

 

[IceCold]

lolzzzzz

@Baghial @django @Maarkhoor @IceCold @SherDil @PakSword @MastanKhan

Saath wala be hans raha hain. These people do not know the definition of shame.
On a side note most people in his jalsa are jahil anyway, they may have seen humera leader haath utha raha ha so huma be hath uthna chaie irrespective of what the leader was saying lol.

 

[Maarkhoor]

Indian space Scientist at ISRO. her name is Vinita

 

[SherDil]

lolzzzzz

@Baghial @django @Maarkhoor @IceCold @SherDil @PakSword @MastanKhan

Jesy phuddu patwari wesy hi unka bewkuf leader.

 

[war&peace]

Saath wala be hans raha hain. These people do not know the definition of shame.
On a side note most people in his jalsa are jahil anyway, they may have seen humera leader haath utha raha ha so huma be hath uthna chaie irrespective of what the leader was saying lol.

Many of them perhaps raised their hands with full knowledge of what they were...A lot of them just come to eat biryani... But regardless of the nitty-gritty details, it is a hilarious show of ignorance and embarrassment for his Lowness Nawaz Khabees.