A man on a lonely weekend, decides to go to the nearby Whore house to get some late night action. So he drives to the shop, and walks up to the man behind the counter. He says to the man
"I'm lonely, and im looking for some action, what do you got?" the man behind the counter smiles and replies.
"Today is our special, we have three doors, and it's twenty bucks to get in one of the doors." so the man gives the clerk a twenty, and asks the clerk
"what's behind the doors?" the clerk shrugs and says
"I cant tell you, thats part of the fun." So the man decides to go into door A. He walks in, and sees an obese woman, in lacey garments, all spread eagle. The man closes the door, and comes out about three minutes later.
"That was Horrible!" he says, the clerk replies
"Well then perhaps youll like to try door B?" so the man gives the clerk another twenty, and goes into door B. This time there is a beutiful super model, laying there in plus size bed, just waiting for him. About two hours later, he comes out, his hair and cloths messed up.
"WOW! that was amazing, hey, if door B was that much better then door A, I wonder whats behind door C?!" He runs by the clerk, slams down twenty bucks, and runs into door C.
When he gets in the room, its pitch black, and he can't see anything. So he starts to feel around for someone. He finds something, warm and smooth, and theres hair! its a person, he finds a hole, and theres alot of hair around it! shes naked! so he wips his thing out, and sticks it in. Its warm and feels great, about four minutes after that, the lights turn on. And theres a little dwarf running around with a big beard spitting all over the place going "yuck, yuck, yuck!"