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:lol: Punjabis are also joining pathans in IQ level :D
Pathan's are intelligent people ...just look at the major achievements in Pakistan , Dr A Q Khan, Imran Khan.., Jahangir Khan, Jan Sher Khan,
 
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
 
There was once a couple that had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception:

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights completely.

Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after so many years of marriage the wife felt it was foolish. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.


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So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a specially made pleasure device.

She got very angry.

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"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him.

"How could you have been lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:

"I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

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Is it Sexiest

For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ***.
 
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Santa Singh to father : "Dad I have the biggest penis in class. Is it because I am a Punjabi ???"

Dad : " Penh Chod!
it's because you are 18 and still in class 5 !!!"


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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Indian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

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