Daneshmand
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Lol bro, you should be a humanologist (don't even know what they do exactly, but the name seems fit)
You mean this: Humanologist - Simpsons Wiki
Nah. One of my ideal personalities is Dr Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes whose character is based on Dr Joseph Bell. It is said Dr Joseph Bell had extraordinary clinical observation skills.
This is how he had diagnosed one of his patients:
Doctor: Well, my man, you've served in the army?
Man: Aye, Sir.
Doctor: Not long discharged?
Man: Aye, Sir.
Doctor: A Highland regiment?
Man: Aye, Sir.
Doctor: A non-com officer?
Man: Aye, Sir.
Doctor: Stationed at Barbados?
Man: Aye, Sir.
'You see, gentlemen,' he would explain, 'the man was a respectful man but did not remove his hat. They do not in the army, but he would have learned civilian ways had he been long discharged. He has an air of authority and he is obviously Scottish. As to Barbados, his complaint is Elephantiasis, which is West Indian, and not British.'
As for Dr Doyle himself, this is what he had written for his book "The Lost World" and I reproduce it here in your honor, Serpi joon:
I have wrought my simple plan,
If I bring one hour of joy,
To the boy who's half a man
Or the man who's half a boy.
. Tit for tat dude. I couldn't find a one with subtitle, so hope you enjoy the art.
