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Doust e bozorgavaar,
ba tamaam e ehteram baraaye shakhs e shoma, in maghaaleh va maghaalaat e moshaabeh ke shoma share mikonid raaje' be tavaan e elmi/technologic e Iran, charandi bish nistand. In ra az man, be onvaan e yek fard e Academic e yek reshte ye sensitive e mohandesi bepazirid. Be onvaan e nemouneh:


In mored ra bandeh khedmatetoun tozih daadam. I said:
"To all delusionals who talk about increase in number of papers during Ahmadinejad, I need to say that a couple of years ago, Vezaarat Oloum passed a law, and forced faculty of Saraasari universities to tighten their *** and publish x amount of papers per year. Then, the number of published papers jumped up quickly! It was not a bad decision, but the quality of many of these papers are not something that they can brag about."

Daghighan in kaar mesle in hast ke shoma aabgousht dorost kardi, va vasatesh 4 ta mehmoun e jadid miyaan. shoma chi kaar mikonid? yek kam aab ezaafe mikonid be aabgousht, ke hamoun aabgousht be hame berese. In daghighan, daastan e roshd e te'daad e maghaalaat e Iran hast!

Hamin alaan ham, be gheyr az daneshgah haye dolati, baghiye daneshgah ha, madaarekeshoun be dard e toilet paper ham nemikhore. Daneshgah haye dolati ham hodoudan 10-12% az daneshjou ha hastand(yani 400,000 daneshjou), ke tou hamoun daneshgah haye saakhte ye ghabl e enghelaab dars mikhounand, vali chon population rafte baalaa, bedoun e afzaayesh e emkaanaat, zarfiyat e paziresheshoun 2-3 baraabar shode! In ham yani kaahesh e keyfiyat e daneshgah ha!
te'daad e maghaaleh ha, 40,000,000 ham ke basheh, bedoun e inke in maghaalaat monjar be hal e moshkelaat e industry besheh, be hich dardi nemikhoran!


50% be 86% zaaheran khoub hast, vali in yani 14% bisavaad hanouz daarim(ya'ni bish az 10 million nafar). Hamin torkiye ye khalifeh zadeh, nerkh e savaadesh baalaaye 90% hast.


Bikhiyaal! Agha jan, man in budget haye pazhouhehi ye inha ra didam! 2 gheroun be yek ja poul midan, ke kolli toul mikeshe ta akhar e saal be dasteshoun berese, akharesh ham fekr mikonid baahaash chi kaar mikonand? ba in 2 gheroun miran sandali va computer e no mikharan! In haghighati hast ke man khodam vaghti Iran boudam, be cheshm didam!

In ra man ta haddi ghaboul daaram, gar che average e te'daad e chaap baraaye ketaab ha, zir e 1000 noskheh hast, va 50% e in ketab ha baraaye konkour hast, vali baaz in ghesmat ghaabel e defaa' hast!

12th ke nist! 1 million garbage tolid misheh, ke na misheh dar e kaarkhouneh haash ra bast, na misheh az mahsoulaatesh estefaadeh kard.

lol, begzrim!

Bale, golchin e nezaam e amouzeshi ye mohandesi ye Iran ke bargh e sharif hast va daneshjouyaani ke hich vaght be Iran barnemigardand.


Gandom khodkafaa shod, Jo va kolli mahsoul e digeh az khod kafaayi biroun oumad! simply, keshavarz ha chizi ke mikaarand ra be gandom taghyir daadand, bedoun e afzaayesh e vagheiye raandemaan ya sath e kesht, ba feshaar e bishtar be aab haye zirzamini.

lol, doustaan e gharbi ba tahrim ha, be zir e 30% resoundanesh na inke Iran resaande bashe!

5 billion? zamaan e khosro parviz ehtemaalan manzoureshoun boude!

Hich ettefaaghi ba in 120 billion(ageh 120 billion bashe!) nemiyofteh, hamoun tor ke ba 800 billion dollar e Mahmoud khan ettefaaghi nayoftaad.

lol, va albatteh javaanaan e enghelaabiye kore shomali va shoravi saabegh

Iran faghat Tehran nist, Tehran ham faghat Vanak be baalaa nist! ba'zi oghaat behtar hast ke shahr haye dige ye Iran, ya hamin shahr haye jonoub e tehran(pakdasht, varaamin va ...) ra ham bebinim, ghabl az inke in claim haye charand ra benevisim.
Advantage e shahr haye Iran, amniyat e nesbi ye khoub e shahr haye bozorgesh hast.

I don't know why, but, in ghesmat e harfaash, bish tar shabih e ziba kalam, az no'e arabish hast!

laazem midounam ke begam ke Academia, khom e rangrazi nist! yek seri malzoumaat hast, ke bedoun e ounhaa, sohbat kardan az pishraft e elmi, khod-ahmagh farz kardan ast, hamoun tor ke ghablan goftam:

"If you want to keep these students, there are many points that need to be corrected:
1. The ridiculous 2 years obligatory military service needs to be abolished.
2. Students need to be paid for their doctoral thesis.
3. Universities need to pay for their travel costs to conferences.
4. Industry needs to cooperate and finance their higher education, and give them specific projects.
5. old fart uneducated professors need to be retired.
6. School officials and government officials need to learn to respect students, right now they treat students like they are criminals.
7. Research equipments of Universities are old garbage. I remember the first aid kit of our laboratories had "Shir va khorshid e Sorkh" sign. :rofl: Industry, military, government, ... needs to pay for renovation.
8. There should be job security after graduation. In US, I can easily get jobs with 100k+ dollars per year salary, while Sharif students who did not leave Iran, will get 800,000 Toman per month. The gap is too ridiculous.
These are the basic stuff that needs to be fixed. Other wise, talking about scientific progress is BS."
Azizam bavaram nemishe ke to inghad allaf bashi ke 200 khat benevisi dar pasokh be ye oskol 27, 28 sale ke baraye inke behesh gir nadan ke to tooye in sen chera inghad allafi mige man 50 salame bazneshast shodam :lol:
hatta yek ghaz ham mitoone befahme ke age dozd behesh bezane dige eftekhar nadare, amma in nemifahme.
vaghti ye dolati orzeye tamin manabeye hard currency khodesh ro nadare az mardom dozdi mikone. yani ba dozdi arzesh oon tike kaghazi ke tooye jibe mardom e badbakht hast, va ba chap bish az hadde oon kaghaz (pool) say dar pardakht hazine haye dakhelish mikone, be in dozdi ye vazeh migan tavarom.
Vaghti ham ke ye keshvare badbakht natoone baraye 30, 40 million javoon reside be senne eshteghalesh shoghl ijad bokone, miad hame ro be soorate galle ee mifreste tooye amoozshkade haye zeperti (mesle uni kordestan va daneshgah azad va payam noor va pardis va amoozeshgah haye azad, ...) ta sareshoono garm kone, vali har adame gheyre kherefti mifahme ke hokoomat dare baz ham dozdi mikone, inbar be jaye dozdi az arzeshe kaghaz haye mojood dar jib mardom (pool) dare az arzeshe madarek vaghe ee midozde. vaghti in ettefagh oftad dige che to mohandesi ye bargheto az sharif begiri che az chalghooz abad e sofla joftesh bi arzesh mishe.
Hala hey in shaskool biad bege roshde elmi dashtim roshd daneshjoo dashtim, roshde maghale dashtim.
baziya ro engar az hezareye sevvom pish az milad avordam hezareye sevvom pas az milad :lol:

Bad in @Serpentine mige to chera hamaro az bala negah mikoni, khob to begoo az koja negah konam, mage az sefre kelvin paeen tar ham darim? taraf sefre kelvine az koja negash konam, akhe?
 
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Bad in @Serpentine mige to chera hamaro az bala negah mikoni, khob to begoo az koja negah konam, mage az sefre kelvin paeen tar ham darim? taraf sefre kelvine az koja negash konam, akhe?

Baleh. Zireh sefreh kelvin ham darim: Quantum gas goes below absolute zero : Nature News

It is very interesting. When you go to negative kelvin, the system is actually in a higher energy state than in most positive temperatures. Such a system is going to be much 'hotter' than most positive temperatures. And it will behave in very strange ways.

New (Phd) joon, to hamoon physikeh ghadimi gir kardia! Mesleh inkeh hich motale'eh nadari emrooza. :D


 
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Baleh. Zireh sefreh kelvin ham darim: Quantum gas goes below absolute zero : Nature News

It is very interesting. When you go to negative kelvin, the system is actually in a higher energy state than in most positive temperatures. Such a system is going to be much 'hotter' than most positive temperatures. And it will behave in very strange ways.

New (Phd) joon, to hamoon physikeh ghadimi gir kardia! Mesleh inkeh hich motale'eh nadari emrooza. :D

Have you tried to say anything except for BS in your life?
There is no such thing as negative temperature. What happens is that for some non-static systems(For example some magnets under temporal changes of magnetization orientation), their behavior can be modeled by a quasi-static system with negative temperature.

Azizam bavaram nemishe ke to inghad allaf bashi ke 200 khat benevisi dar pasokh be ye oskol 27, 28 sale ke baraye inke behesh gir nadan ke to tooye in sen chera inghad allafi mige man 50 salame bazneshast shodam :lol:
hatta yek ghaz ham mitoone befahme ke age dozd behesh bezane dige eftekhar nadare, amma in nemifahme.
vaghti ye dolati orzeye tamin manabeye hard currency khodesh ro nadare az mardom dozdi mikone. yani ba dozdi arzesh oon tike kaghazi ke tooye jibe mardom e badbakht hast, va ba chap bish az hadde oon kaghaz (pool) say dar pardakht hazine haye dakhelish mikone, be in dozdi ye vazeh migan tavarom.
Vaghti ham ke ye keshvare badbakht natoone baraye 30, 40 million javoon reside be senne eshteghalesh shoghl ijad bokone, miad hame ro be soorate galle ee mifreste tooye amoozshkade haye zeperti (mesle uni kordestan va daneshgah azad va payam noor va pardis va amoozeshgah haye azad, ...) ta sareshoono garm kone, vali har adame gheyre kherefti mifahme ke hokoomat dare baz ham dozdi mikone, inbar be jaye dozdi az arzeshe kaghaz haye mojood dar jib mardom (pool) dare az arzeshe madarek vaghe ee midozde. vaghti in ettefagh oftad dige che to mohandesi ye bargheto az sharif begiri che az chalghooz abad e sofla joftesh bi arzesh mishe.
Hala hey in shaskool biad bege roshde elmi dashtim roshd daneshjoo dashtim, roshde maghale dashtim.
baziya ro engar az hezareye sevvom pish az milad avordam hezareye sevvom pas az milad :lol:

Bad in @Serpentine mige to chera hamaro az bala negah mikoni, khob to begoo az koja negah konam, mage az sefre kelvin paeen tar ham darim? taraf sefre kelvine az koja negash konam, akhe?

Aghaye New khan,
Bahs e chaap e poul e bedoun e poshtvaaneh, va hamin tor ijaad e daneshgah haye garbage-quality(vaghean aadam heyfesh miyaad ke esm e daneshgah rou kheyli az inja ha begzaare) baraaye sar e kaar gozashtan e javoun ha va sar kiseh kardaneshoun, harf haye dorosti hast. In roshd e elmi va ... ham ke be mardom gofte mishe, doroughi bish nist. Hezaaraan chiz e digeh i ham ke be mardom gofte mishe, dorough hastand.
Vali che kaar mishe kard? man ham ke dastam be jaayi band nist tou oun mamlekat. shoma ham hamin tor. hattaa man ta aakhar e omram, digeh hattaa yek baar ham oun mamlekat nemikhaam bargardam. man ham na mitounam, va na mikhaam ke 24/7 baraaye ounjaa vaght bezaaram. Pas tarjih midam ke harfam ra ba lahn e doustaaneh tar va dar hamin had va andaazeh ye fe'li, bezanam, haalaa ageh 4 nafar inha ra khoundan va maghzeshoun ra be kaar endaakhtan, ke che khoub. hamin @Abii avaayel mesle doustaan e oun tarafi boud. vali be tadrij avaz shod. Khod e shoma, ham kheyli avaz shodi(IMO, albatteh ta haddi extreme shodi ke in khoub nist). 2 nafar aadam ham, 2 nafar hastand va ba arzesh.
 
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مراسم سنتی رقص باروت هر ساله در منطقه حجاز عربستان برگزار می‌شود.
به گزارش مشرق،در این مراسم که قدمت زیادی نیز دارد،جوانان سعودی برای نمایش شجاعت و آمادگی جسمانی خود،با یک پرش بلند از روی زمین،بلند شده و با یک تفنگ سرپُر باروتی به سمت زمین شلیک می‌کنند.














 
کشف تونل‌های رفت و آمد عناصر داعش به ترکیه+تصاویر
نیروهای کُرد از کشف شبکه‌های مختلف تونل‌های داعش در مناطق شمالی خاک سوریه خبر دادند که این مناطق را به خاک ترکیه متصل کرده است.
به گزارش مشرق،‌ کُردها روز یکشنبه تونلی را کشف کردند که شهر تل ابیض واقع در استان الرقه سوریه را به خاک ترکیه متصل می‌کند.
بر اساس این گزارش، گروه تروریستی داعش از این تونل به منظور انتقال و انبار تسلیحات استفاده می‌کرد.

نیروهای کُرد اطلاعاتی کسب کرده‌اند که حاکی است تونل‌های مشابهی در شهر مرزی جرابلس در حومه شمالی حلب نیز حفر شده است که داعش برای نقل و انتقال عناصر خود و تسلیحات از آنها استفاده می‌کرد.

منبعی نظامی اعلام کرد نیروهای کُرد پس از جستجوی منطقه، شبکه‌ای از تونل‌های پیچیده و درهم‌تنیده را کشف کردند که خاک سوریه و ترکیه را به یکدیگر متصل می‌کرد.

به گفته این منبع، برخی از این تونل‌ها تکمیل شده‌اند و برخی دیگر را نیز داعش در حال تکمیل آنها است.

این تونل‌ها که از اطراف بلندی‌های الاثری در شرق شهر جرابلس آغاز می‌شود و از زیر قبرستان به طرف‌های مختلف کشیده شده است و حاوی اتاقک‌هایی برای انبار تسلیحات و مواد ذخیره است.

طول هر یک از آنها نیز از ۱۰۰ تا بیش از ۶۰۰ متر است و به شهر آقچه قلعه در خاک ترکیه منتهی می‌شود.

تونل‌های مشابهی نیز در اطراف روستای عین العروس در غرب شهر جرابلس کشف شده که به خاک ترکیه کشیده شده است و پس از حمله نیروهای کرد، عناصر داعش ادوات و تجهیزات خود را باقی گذاشته و فرار کرده‌اند.

نیروهای کرد اطلاعاتی در اختیار دارند که حاکی است داعش با حفر تونل شهر جرابلس (واقع در ۱۲۵کیلومتری شمال شرق شهر حلب در شمالی‌ترین نقطه سوریه) را که تحت تسلط داعش است به شهر کرکمیش در خاک ترکیه متصل کرده بود.

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منبع: ابنا
 
Difference b/in West and East.

Russian officials wear 500k-1 million dollar watches, multiple times their annual salaries, while Western officials wear cheaper watches than I wear.

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Barack Obama wears a watch Jorg Gray 6500 for $ 259 , Angela Merkel - Boccia Titanium for € 89 , Francois Hollande - Swatch Quaterman for € 120

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IMO, we should prefer if he was eating caviar each morning, and Chateaubriand for his launches, but was not screwing up the country in the way he did. What matters is what politicians do, not what they wear or eat. The best Iranian prime ministers of modern history, Gha'em Magham Farahani, Amir Kabir, Ghavaam Al-Saltaneh, were all super-rich Iranian aristocrat elites, while AhmadiNejad, ... all belonged to those low salary bureaucrats with cheap watches.




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@rahi2357 @Serpentine @Shahryar Hedayati @Abii
One of my favorite verses from Foroughi Bastami:

کار جنون ما به تماشا کشیده است

یعنی تو هم بیا که تماشای ما کنی

It's perfectly describing the world that we live in. :lol: :tup:
 
Abii jan, below pictures belong to AhmadiNejad:
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IMO, we should prefer if he was eating caviar each morning, and Chateaubriand for his launches, but was not screwing up the country in the way he did. What matters is what politicians do, not what they wear or eat. The best Iranian prime ministers of modern history, Gha'em Magham Farahani, Amir Kabir, Ghavaam Al-Saltaneh, were all super-rich Iranian aristocrat elites, while AhmadiNejad, ... all belonged to those low salary bureaucrats with cheap watches.




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@rahi2357 @Serpentine @Shahryar Hedayati @Abii
One of my favorite verses from Foroughi Bastami:

کار جنون ما به تماشا کشیده است

یعنی تو هم بیا که تماشای ما کنی

It's perfectly describing the world that we live in. :lol: :tup:
I see what you're saying, but let's face it, Khamenei and co are the only ones that matter and they have their pockets lined up quite nicely. From China and Iran to Russia and India, Eastern nations are corrupt as **** and so are their leaders.
 
The idea of an honest politician that lives a simple life works well in the fantastic 3rd world. It is usually a cover for another true government that stands behind the door of that simple politicain. In the case of AhmadiNajad, the IRGC's corruption and uncontrollable expansion was at a record high during his presidency. All while he was taking photos witht the common people wearing his inexpensive suit!
 
I see what you're saying, but let's face it, Khamenei and co are the only ones that matter and they have their pockets lined up quite nicely. From China and Iran to Russia and India, Eastern nations are corrupt as **** and so are their leaders.

The difference is that the corruption in Eastern countries is done by more primitive and obvious ways. In west, it is done by more advanced methods, by pumping money to useless projects of the companies that already lobbied and paid for election of each elected president/representative. The difference is just between the methods of corruption.

The idea of an honest politician that lives a simple life works well in the fantastic 3rd world. It is usually a cover for another true government that stands behind the door of that simple politicain. In the case of AhmadiNajad, the IRGC's corruption and uncontrollable expansion was at a record high during his presidency. All while he was taking photos witht the common people wearing his inexpensive suit!
In more advanced methods of corruption, the elected person does not directly receive the money, the lobbyist companies/parties, ... will receive the money. In monarchies, it's more easy, the king and his acquaintances just directly swindle the oil revenue.
 
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امیر سرتیپ اذر فر

طراح و مجری عملیات پیروزمند کربلای 7

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علیرضا حمیدی نیروی وظیفه تحت امر امیر سرتیپ آذرفر در مریوان سال ۵۹ در خاطراتش در مورد این عملیات می‌گوید:

این عملیات در ارتفاع دو هزار و‌ پانصد‌ متری از سطح دریا در هوای بسیار سرد منطقه و پوشیده از برف که ارتفاع برف به حدود۳ متر می‌رسید، شروع شد و رزمندگان لشکر ۶۴ ارومیه توانستند سنگین‌ترین شکست را به دشمن بعثی وارد کنند


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امیر آذرفر در سال ۱۳۵۹ بر اثر اصابت ترکش خمپاره چریک های چپ گرا در پادگان مریوان از ناحیه دو پا مجروح شدند.
ایشان یکی از جانبازان اسطوره نیروی زمینی ارتش در ۸ سال دفاع‌مقدس نیز هستند.
 
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Iran nuclear deal opens door to scientific collaborations | Science/AAAS | News

Russia will help Iran reconfigure two centrifuge cascades at Fordow to produce stable isotopes for industry. The new lab will also host small linear accelerators for basic research in nuclear physics and astrophysics. The agreement says that Iran will invite proposals for collaborative projects and calls on Fordow to host an international workshop to review them, with a goal of initiating projects “within a few years.”

The agreement also calls for exploring cooperation in other research areas, such as neutrino astronomy and fusion research, and even “facilitating” Iran’s participation in the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor, or ITER, being built in France.

Iranian and U.S. nuclear scientists have much to learn from each other, says Robert Rosner, a theoretical physicist at the University of Chicago in Illinois and former director of Argonne National Laboratory. “It’s an incredibly long time since we’ve built any nuclear reactors,” he says. “Iran has world-caliber scientists and engineers, and they have been in the thick of doing that. I can imagine which way information may flow.”

Iran’s nuclear scientists may be skittish at first about engaging, Miller says, citing the assassination of several key nuclear scientists after Iran’s once-clandestine nuclear program emerged from the shadows a decade ago. “Iran naturally became hypersensitive about access to its scientists,” Miller says. But those dark days may soon be over. “When scientists get together,” Rosner predicts, “differences always fall away.”
 
مهم این بود که اگه منابع موجود باشه این اعداد تخصیص داده می شند ... ولی وقتی به صورت رسمی بودجه رو گذاشتن روی 8 میلیارد دلار ، حتی اگه منابع اضافه هم باشه ، تخصیص داده نمی شه ...

راستی چقدر از بودجه در این زمان تحقق پیدا می کنه !؟
بیشتر از اون زمان. در ضمن معنی نداره که دولت به دروغ بودجه ای را تخصیص بده اونم با چند ماه تاخیر اونهم بصورت مبهم و خلاصه بعدا بگه منابع تامین نشد.
 


دوستان من یه سوال برام پیش اومده؟
العان که دوباره نگاه کردم رو ساعد سمت چپ امیر یه ستاره هست
ایا تو ارتش قبل از انقلاب یا تو فرهنگ مردم ارومیه ستاره معنی خاصی داشته؟
 

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