Iranian Chill Thread

[DESERT FIGHTER]

The only Iranians I like are Iranian Women !

irony , cause the only iranians who don't like you are iranian women

JK , missed your stupid jokes mate .... visit more often

Buttsy he owned you today..

Mate, money is not the issue here.

The whole process is very very will be stressful for me, i don't like to be the center of attention.

Passed it. I have to welcome every guest that will come to wedding by going to their tables...would be around 500 people. When it is over, I can't sit. I have to dance...when i think that i can sit and finally eat something.... i have to dance more. When i think it's finally over with dancing. I have to take photos with shitloads of people....

During the day. I will go to berber, take bride to hair-dresser, i will go to photo studio... No....

And even if bride doesn't wants a wedding. Her family will want. My family will want... there is no escape.

Lol.. here you have guest going upto meet the groom... try shaking n hugging a thousand people..

 

[Serpentine]

Mate, money is not the issue here.

The whole process is very very will be stressful for me, i don't like to be the center of attention.

Passed it. I have to welcome every guest that will come to wedding by going to their tables...would be around 500 people. When it is over, I can't sit. I have to dance...when i think that i can sit and finally eat something.... i have to dance more. When i think it's finally over with dancing. I have to take photos with shitloads of people....

During the day. I will go to berber, take bride to hair-dresser, i will go to photo studio... No....

And even if bride doesn't wants a wedding. Her family will want. My family will want... there is no escape.

I know exactly what you are saying. In my brothers' weddings, they went through all you said, and even though I wasn't the one getting married, I had a lot of stress for no reason and also worked my arse off to help them go as planned. As you said, there is no escape most of the times.

 

[Falcon29]

I know exactly what you are saying. In my brothers' weddings, they went through all you said, and even though I wasn't the one getting married, I had a lot of stress for no reason and also worked my arse off to help them go as planned. As you said, there is no escape most of the times.

My biggest problem is that I don't have a clue on how to dance.

I'm screwed on my wedding day.

But in Gaza they have a night before the wedding day with the guys just to freestyle dance so it will be fun.

Wedding day will be misery, and if some cousin of my bride tries fighting over her and I will light the place on fire and bring Qassam Brigades to kick their azz

@Sinan

I'm in much worse position bro. I wish I could just sit on chair and say hi to people.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

My biggest problem is that I don't have a clue on how to dance.

I'm screwed on my wedding day.

But in Gaza they have a night before the wedding day with the guys just to freestyle dance so it will be fun.

Wedding day will be misery, and if some cousin of my bride tries fighting over her and I will light the place on fire and bring Qassam Brigades to kick their azz

@Sinan

I'm in much worse position bro. I wish I could just sit on chair and say hi to people.

u iz a danger man..

 

[Serpentine]

My biggest problem is that I don't have a clue on how to dance.

I'm screwed on my wedding day.

But in Gaza they have a night before the wedding day with the guys just to freestyle dance so it will be fun.

Wedding day will be misery, and if some cousin of my bride tries fighting over her and I will light the place on fire and bring Qassam Brigades to kick their azz

@Sinan

I'm in much worse position bro. I wish I could just sit on chair and say hi to people.

believe me, men who can't dance properly are the majority, so you are not alone. I can't dance well either and I'm planning on a no-dance wedding, it has more prestige, many may not agree. Some light music, people chit chatting, eating a good dinner and good bye. If they expect more, they can go to hell.

 

[Falcon29]

believe me, men who can't dance properly are the majority, so you are not alone. I can't dance well either and I'm planning on a no-dance wedding, it has more prestige, many may not agree. Some light music, people chit chatting, eating a good dinner and good bye. If they expect more, they can go to hell.

Man I wish but Gaza is all about dancing, at least traditional dancing. All my Uncles/Aunts will be forcing me to dance lol it will be horror.

But, I know they love me so they won't mind how bad it is.

The best way is to just go crazy, we have a night called 'Sahra' before the wedding day where guys just go apeshit and free themselves with awesome Arab dance music and it is less pressuring.

believe me, men who can't dance properly are the majority, so you are not alone. I can't dance well either and I'm planning on a no-dance wedding, it has more prestige, many may not agree. Some light music, people chit chatting, eating a good dinner and good bye. If they expect more, they can go to hell.

Man I wish but Gaza is all about dancing, at least traditional dancing. All my Uncles/Aunts will be forcing me to dance lol it will be horror.

But, I know they love me so they won't mind how bad it is.

The best way is to just go crazy, we have a night called 'Sahra' before the wedding day where guys just go apeshit and free themselves with awesome Arab dance music and it is less pressuring.

 

[Hakan]

Allah korusun.

I dont know why they make them so expensive. I guess its culture. Its sunnah to celebrate and feed guest but no need to over do it.
Samething with mehir. Its like some people are selling their daughters.

 

[The SiLent crY]

really ? congrats buddy

sincerely , i wish u the best with your bride to be .

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tehrani haye mohtaram : @kollang @Serpentine @The SiLent crY

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mage dokhtaraye kermanshahi bian az shahretoon defa konan

you are all soosooools


hilarious

Compared to pahlavans of Kermanshah ? Yep .

You can't find scary mustache in tehran .

@Sinan , Good luck with that .

 

[rahi2357]

Have you chosen this avatar after our discussion about Casimir effect?
It's a very nice picture bro

exactly related . also tired of famileh door

 

[RazPaK]

Guys that dance on their own wedding night are the village idiots.

 

[The SiLent crY]

Mate, money is not the issue here.

The whole process is very very will be stressful for me, i don't like to be the center of attention.

Passed it. I have to welcome every guest that will come to wedding by going to their tables...would be around 500 people. When it is over, I can't sit. I have to dance...when i think that i can sit and finally eat something.... i have to dance more. When i think it's finally over with dancing. I have to take photos with shitloads of people....

During the day. I will go to berber, take bride to hair-dresser, i will go to photo studio... No....

And even if bride doesn't wants a wedding. Her family will want. My family will want... there is no escape.

You should speak with your wife and convince her if you're not comfortable with this .

I myself see such crazy and expensive marriage celebratios a waste of time and money and believe in 1 thing that neither money nor expensive celebration and mahria will bring a successful , happy life for people .

 

[RazPaK]

You should speak with your wife and convince her if you're not comfortable with this .

I myself see such crazy and expensive marriage celebratios a waste of time and money and believe in 1 thing that neither money nor expensive celebration and mahria will bring a successful , happy life for people .

You can think whatever the F you want, but girls dream about this day since they come out of the womb. They want expensive and lavish wedding.

Even village girls these days are acting up.

 

[The SiLent crY]

believe me, men who can't dance properly are the majority, so you are not alone. I can't dance well either and I'm planning on a no-dance wedding, it has more prestige, many may not agree. Some light music, people chit chatting, eating a good dinner and good bye. If they expect more, they can go to hell.

Thanks God , I thought I was alone

You can think whatever the F you want, but girls dream about this day since they come out of the womb. They want expensive and lavish wedding.

Even village girls these days are acting up.

No , I've seen some people getting married with out any celebration , etc around .

 

[RazPaK]

Thanks God , I thought I was alone



No , I've seen some people getting married with out any celebration , etc around .

Sorry man, unless they are ultra religious, I don't believe it.

 

[rmi5]

You should speak with your wife and convince her if you're not comfortable with this .

I myself see such crazy and expensive marriage celebratios a waste of time and money and believe in 1 thing that neither money nor expensive celebration and mahria will bring a successful , happy life for people .

That's exactly right and logical. I know someone under 35 years old, who has married and divorced three times and spent about 100k$ for each wedding. The problem though, is that most(not all) of girls don't see it in this way, and want to also compare themselves and have better wedding than their friends and relatives.