guys you need to read this,.. something funny I found on net....go through.....
Closet AAP supporter in office: suno bandhu
Me: Haan bako !
AAP supporter: Dekho matlab Hadd kar di hai Congress ne !
Me: Accha, matlab koi hadd bacchi thi paar hone se ?
AAP Supporter: Ab ye Kaangressi @#$$@%#! jaanch karayenge ki AAP ko Foreign se kaun fund kar raha hai.
Me: Haan to galat kya hai, jaanch to honi hi chahiye
AAP Supporter (giving me that Deeply Hurt + KMTKPJ combo look): Ek Aam, Imandar aadmi kuch bhala kar raha hai, usko matlab chain se mat rehne do
*KMTKPJ = Kamine Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaoonga
Me: Haan ek yahi to imaandar, secular aadmi hain desh mein - Tauqeer Raza Khan ne bhi certificate de diya ab to
AAP supporter (Deeply Hurt + KMTKPJ combo look - Level 2): baki sab bhi to karte hain, tab koi takleef nahin, hoti tumhein ?
Me: Accha, to matlab farak kya hai bhai ? Kaana chahe bai aankh se ho ya dai se, rahega to kaana.
AAP supporter (desperate look + almost pleading voice): Par hum imaandar hain, Kejri Ji ko dekho + IIT+IAS+RTI+14days fast !
Me: Imaandaar to beta Modi bhi hai, Kejri Ji sabhi seat par ek saath ladenge kya ?
AAP supporter: Abey to Modi ko saare bade bade corrupt Industrialist paisa de rahe hain.
Me: Accha, sapne mein un Industrialists ke chartered accountant aye the kya tumhare paas, bahi-khata le kar
AAP: sabko pata hai. Ek baar jaanch kara lo to sabka kaccha-chitta samne aajayega.
Me: Haan to fir AAP ki bhi jaanch hone do na ek baar, ki kaun paisa bhej raha hai bahar se
AAP supporter: @#$%^&&!@#!
5 minute ki khamoshi ke baad -
AAP: Humare sab candidate Imaandar Hain.
Me: Haan zarror, jaise ki Deshraj Raghav, Vinod Kumar Binny, MCD chief... Humari Party mein aao, Imaandari ka Certificate le ke jao. Matlab tum karo to Chamatkaar , hum karein to....
AAP supporter(almost in tears): Saale Paid BJP agent, @$$%#$ !