Actually, you nailed it! No offence to my Chinese friends here but that is a Chinese English accent and I like it.
He he he, you should hear Korean accent, lol.
"Aigoo! Eyum prom Corea! Eyum nat Ilbo-Nim ! I mean eyum not Jahpanes, soo please do not say I'm Jahpanes mmm. Kamsahamnida!"