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Winners of the 2014 Ig Nobel Awards

Physics: Kiyoshi Mabuchi, Kensei Tanaka, Daichi Uchijima and Rina Sakai for studying the slipperiness of banana peels.

Neuroscience: Jiangang Liu, Jun Li, Lu Feng, Ling Li, Jie Tian and Kang Lee, for their study "Seeing Jesus in Toast," and trying to understand what happens in the brains of people who see human faces in a piece of toast.

Psychology: Peter K. Jonason, Amy Jones and Minna Lyons, for figuring out that people who habitually stay up late tend to be more self-admiring, more manipulative and more psychopathic than people who habitually arise early.

Public health: Jaroslav Flegr, Jan Havlicek and Jitka Hanusova-Lindova, and to David Hanauer, Naren Ramakrishnan and Lisa Seyfried, for investigating whether it is mentally hazardous to own a cat.

Biology: Vlastimil Hart, Petra Novakova, Erich Pascal Malkemper, Sabine Begall, Vladimir Hanzal, Milos Jezek, Tomas Kusta, Veronika Nemcova, Jana Adamkova, Katerina Benediktova, Jaroslav Cerveny and Hynek Burda, for carefully documenting that dogs align themselves with earth's magnetic field when defecating.

Art: Marina de Tommaso, Michele Sardaro and Paolo Livrea, for measuring the relative pain people suffer while looking at an ugly painting, rather than a pretty painting, while a laser beam is aimed at their hand.

Economics: Italy's National Institute of Statistics for taking the lead in fulfilling the European Union mandate to increase the official size of its national economy by including revenues from prostitution, illegal drug sales, smuggling, and other unlawful financial transactions.

Medicine: Ian Humphreys, Sonal Saraiya, Walter Belenky and James Dworkin, for treating "uncontrollable" nosebleeds with strips of-cured pork.

Arctic science: Eigil Reimers and Sindre Eftestol, for testing how reindeer react to humans disguised as polar bears.

Nutrition: Raquel Rubio, Anna Jofra, Belen Martin, Teresa Aymerich and Margarita Garriga, for their study of using infant fecal bacteria as potential probiotic starter cultures for fermented sausages.


Ig Nobel winner: Using pork to stop nosebleeds - The Times of India

@levina @Skull and Bones , keep trying man, you will get it some day...:enjoy:, @scorpionx , @desert warrior @DRAY @janon @ranjeet @Imran Khan @SarthakGanguly and other guys with humor...
 
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Pig is a holy animal after all. :D
 
I have had two accidents with my scooter in younger days...out of many accidents....with PIGs.......:D

I had one, with a cow. The cycle didn't had working breaks, and that cow was sitting in the middle of the road. :mad:
 
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Will Muslims submit to this kind of therapy?
 
I have had two accidents with my scooter in younger days...out of many accidents....with PIGs.......:D
Does PIG mean pretty Indian gal??? :P


Seriously the scientists 're seen as ppl with no sense of humor and this award proves that wrong. :lol:
 
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Does PIG mean pretty Indian gal??? :P

No No I am hearing it (you mean abbreviation. Madam, you are sharp!! as this didn't get in to my mind) for the first time. I mean real Pigs.
 
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I had one, with a cow. The cycle didn't had working breaks, and that fucking cow was sitting in the middle of the road. :mad:
F word???
Practise meditation haddi bhai. And you'll get over your habit.
Madam, you are sharp!! .
I know I am :ashamed:

:lol:
I am surprised you didnt know about it. I know few more abbreviations, wanna get some gyaan from me?? :azn:

@thesolar65
I wish you had posted it on members club. The posts here will be mostly off topic.Warning na mil jaye!!! :(
 
What is the prize money? I have several interesting topics to research. :D
 
What is the prize money? I have several interesting topics to research. :D
Searched for prize money or prize itself, but couldn't find!!
 
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