If you were 'All Powerful', what would you do to Earth?

[AHMED85]

Why I waste my mind for which is not possible. [emoji23]

 

[PakSarzameen5823]

Tommy's brought friends.

Nobody's coming to help you because they all know our criticisms of you are perfectly fair.

 

[Arsalan 345]

i like night sky.i think if i have unlimited power like you have in many video games against noobs(xd), than i will definitely fly like a rocket and go everywhere on this universe.they say some of the galaxy colors are unique,nothing like we have here on earth.i also like to rewind my life and want to go back to my past and will try to marry the lady that i still loves.i will make shelters for poor and even for animals like cats,dogs etc.and yes one more thing.i will try to go back to the era of saladin ayyubi.i want to see muslims under his command and i also want to see ottoman empire specially suleyman the magnificent.i really want to have best teachers for hadith,for sunnah,who can guide me about islam.today we are weak but i want to see our reign.past is glorious.

 

[KhalaiMakhlooq]

My personal favourites:

i will convert ocean to alcohol

I will also allow for a significant portion of the world to remain free from my rule so I can still fight them every now and then if I get bored.

I'd take worldwide measures to separate good looking folk from the uglies, so that they don't interbreed and make humanity a mediocre goulash.

After I am tired of booze and bitches turn the Sahara green and ban non biodegradable plastic

After I am done with scum of the Earth, I would do tricks for the little kids in parks and play grounds. And yes occasionally I would just transform into the most leanest and weakest guy and enter any random gym and gather all the available weights there and do some squats, dead lifts and presses ....... just to impress and show off.

I will start gathering the best scientific minds across the globe and start working on interstellar transportation and terraforming apparatus and once they develop a cheap and sustainable method, then the era of space exploration, expansion and colonization will begin.

Possibly a three finger snap

SPREAD ISLAM in the world. AND to have 4 wives

Reduce earth population by half.

Abolish current examination system. Insted schools should be like “India got tallent”. Where one can “pass” school exam by proving his singing tallent,

I want poor people of subcontinent to migrate to a country from climate change to a country where they will be safe, will have a good life. Also, canada needs people. Its a waist land that is wasted.

I would turn racists Aholes like this into frogs (No offense intended to frogs).

I'd leave everything exactly the way it is...except just one thing....everyone can only communicate through farts (minus the smell).

Reeunite with the girl who showered me with her Love ,Now I've lost her across the vast oceans of the cursed earth.

I'll cure @padamchen's perversions.

9. Feminism to be not allowed.

All powerful my boy...I'll become a fulltime male escort if I lose my job.

easy chill with pakoras and chai and watch the world burn

i also like to rewind my life and want to go back to my past and will try to marry the lady that i still loves.

 

[Nilgiri]

My personal favourites:

I came up with a good one while I was lucidly dreaming earlier....make time go backwards instead of forwards...right till everything compacts into the singularity it came from...that would be pretty amusing. Benjamin Button? PSH!

.....and then I could finally ask HE who made it splode....why do it in first place!...and share some good laughs!

@Zibago whacchu think.

 

[KhalaiMakhlooq]

I came up with a good one while I was lucidly dreaming earlier....make time go backwards instead of forwards...right till everything compacts into the singularity it came from...that would be pretty amusing. Benjamin Button? PSH!

.....and then I could finally ask HE who made it splode....why do it in first place!...and share some good laughs!

@Zibago whacchu think.

Admirable! I'd like a one-to-one with that entity too.

 

[padamchen]

Nobody's coming to help you because they all know our criticisms of you are perfectly fair.

Cheers, Doc

 

[Cookie Monster]

A question to understand the minds of members.

If you have absolute unlimited power over the Earth and everything on it, without consequence, what would you do?

Would you be just ruler acting with equity or would you be Pharaoh, unleashing your innermost dark desires upon the mere mortals of the planet? Or would you just go around destroying everything for fun? Be honest.. what would you actually do? No limits.

If I was in charge of the whole world...I would do the following things in phases.

1) I wouldn't bother with democracy at first bcuz that takes power away from me and shares it with the ppl to an extent. In order to carry out my plans I would need to hold on to that power. So I'll be ruling with an iron fist like a dictator.
1.1) Eliminate loopholes with which the rich ppl and rich corporations avoid paying billions of dollars worth of taxes. Each person/corporation within a certain tax bracket must pay their fairshare of taxes. I wouldn't tax them excessively...based on various factors, tax percentages would be adjusted so no one is excessively taxed.
1.2) Stop defense expenditures around the world. The borders are temporarily set with no country invading another...with the fake promise that I'll get back to this later and resolve border disputes peacefully. With billions flowing in from the above two steps, this will give me enough capital get started at the following.
2) Implement a population control measure...get the best estimates of the earth's carrying capacity based on our current understanding...and introduce laws to control the overall population.
3) Relax immigration laws so I can move ppl around where necessary in accordance to how much labor is required in what area/country. With this I'll be able to introduce collective farming at the world scale using satellites to determine what would be best to grow where.
4) Start an international(UN like) organization that would work like Monsanto. It would research and produce seeds that increase yield and are drought/insect resistant, etc. There wouldnt be any hurdles for farmers to be able to use these seeds unlike the hurdles involved with private companies.
5) This kind of coordination at the world scale to increase food production would surely increase it considerably. Next up will be price control. The price will be controlled according to each nation's average wealth(how rich or poor its ppl are on average) while also taking into account the cost of farming(for example a farmer in US would cost more than a farmer in India). The prices will be higher for food in some countries and lower in others...the end goal would be to lower them as much as possible so that more and more ppl can easily afford it around the world.
6) At the same time as the plan for lower food prices is being executed...another plan for affordable housing would be carried out. More money would be pumped into prefabricated houses(the parts are made in factories, shipped to the destination and assembled). For this I would utilize countries with cheap labor and if it's done at world scale, it would bring down the prices even more. These government houses will be used for the poor who don't have houses, or live in slums. Since they can't pay for the houses, in return they will have to work a certain number of years. From their pay, the government(me?) will keep a cut, which would be somewhat of a large chunk. They will get the rest. Since their pay would be low to start with(since they will be mostly uneducated/unskilled labor), and it will be further reduced by government(me) keeping a cut...they will be given food subsidies. In addition they will be given free education/vocational training if they choose to follow that path to move up. Their children will also get free education based on my next steps below. So at the very least their needs will be met...they will have food and a roof over their heads.
7) Team up with companies like Intel/Microsoft and others from around the world to mass produce cheap but tough(less prone to breaking) laptops. These companies can earn tax breaks if they choose to team up in this effort.
8) Also now that I'm running the world...instead of each country launching its own satellites for things like GPS, internet, etc. There will be an international organization(like NASA) that would launch satellites not just for the benefit of one nation...but keeping in view the entire world. This would increase internet coverage around the world.
9) For regions that still would lack internet coverage...companies like Facebook/Google and others would also be offered tax subsidies if they can implement their own ways to increase internet coverage.
10) With increased internet coverage, those cheap laptops from step 7 would be used to give to schools and students that don't have it. A combined curriculum up to the high school level will be created that will be accepted around the world. An online school will be created. It would have videos of lectures on each subject, on each topic within those subjects. So it will be like a student is in class even without being in class.
11) A public service method will be introduced. For students in school, in addition to their classes, they will have to do a certain number of hours of public service. One method they can do public service is login to an online chat service(on that online school website) and answer questions. This way a student in high school in China, who is good at math, can help a student in Nigeria.
12) There will be stateboard like exams internationally in order to graduate high school. Additional steps will be taken to make schooling(actual school buildings with teachers) free where possible...at least up until high school.
13) Once the above education steps are accomplished, education up until high school will be declared mandatory. Also english(which is already the most spoken language in the world) will be part of the curriculum.
14) With food/shelter/education needs taken care of and population steady...slowly over decades, the standard of life will improve around the world. Over the next few decades the countries that are still lagging behind, will be focused on more to propel them forward even if they have to be incentivized. The end goal would be to close the gap among all countries as much as possible.
15) Once the gap is close enough...I will introduce one currency...for the entire world. ppl will have a certain amount of time to get their previous currencies exchanged.
16) UN peacekeepers role will be increased. Each nation must provide a certain percentage of trained men. They will be used as an international police. Instead of these trained men coming from the armies(since armies will be disbanded as pointed out in 1.2, they will be picked from the police forces.
17) Open the borders...and create an EU like system...where yes there are still separate countries...but ppl can travel freely between them. If economically all nations are close enough to each other, it wouldn't cause any major influx of population from one country to another.
18) Then over decades of this kind of globalization and mixing...borders would lose the importance they currently have...and with that I'll never have to fulfill my fake and impossible to fulfill promise of resolving border disputes.
19) If I'm still alive having accomplished all this over a very very long time...I'll try my very best to create a democratic world government that's free of corruption and won't be overstepping it's boundaries. I'll try to keep it fair in terms of representation of all nations...and retire to some scenic quiet countryside to live out the rest of my days...hopefully without any regrets, dreaming that world remains united and borders lose their meaning entirely.

 

[Brainsucker]

A question to understand the minds of members.

If you have absolute unlimited power over the Earth and everything on it, without consequence, what would you do?

Would you be just ruler acting with equity or would you be Pharaoh, unleashing your innermost dark desires upon the mere mortals of the planet? Or would you just go around destroying everything for fun? Be honest.. what would you actually do? No limits.

I'll become god (not God), and let everyone worship me, bwahahahahaha!!!!!! And I will use Mortals as the source of my entertainment.

What will you do, if you have an unlimited power that make Trump hide inside the deepest bunker in USA and never out again for fear to you. What will you do, if nobody can kill, nor do anything to harm you, even with 1000 megaton nuclear weapon. What will you do if you can destroy the whole 7th fleet armada with ease. And what will you do, if you have the power to destroy a mega city like New York, Tokyo, Beijing or Shanghai with only 1 finger? That is what we call unlimited power, isn't it?

Will you become Superman or Captain America and do justice to fight crime?

But like the main hero from a Japanese Drama called Death Note, the power will corrupt you sooner or later. Human are selfish. That's including you and me. So your unlimited power will soon become the worst nightmare for people, instead of their savior / protector. and if nobody can beat you, then they will worship you and call you god. Even if they hate you to their bone.

So what's wrong with becoming a god and let everyone worship me then? I have the unlimited power after all.