If you were 'All Powerful', what would you do to Earth?

[hunter_hunted]

whaaaaaa

With great power comes great responsibility

 

[srshkmr]

I'd take worldwide measures to separate good looking folk from the uglies, so that they don't interbreed and make humanity a mediocre goulash.

For the early generations, this would involve separating families. Siblings. Parents and children.

Cheers, Doc

I would turn racists Aholes like this into frogs (No offense intended to frogs).

 

[padamchen]

I would turn racists Aholes like this into frogs (No offense intended to frogs).

None taken.

I'd just segregate them into good looking frogs and the warty uglies.

Cheers, Doc

 

[Nilgiri]

Think of the environment man @Nilgiri @django @jamahir @RealNapster @Hell hound

But I like eating burgers out of the ole non-biodegradeable styrofoam containers...tossing em right out the side of mah 67 cadillac (with seal pup eyes for headlights) and wiping my mouth with the murican flag!...and there not being a GOD DAMNED thing anyone can do about it!...coz two words...nuclear F>>KING weapons....coz we got the bombs OKAY?

Leave me alone silly facebook tweet millenial!

To earth ? Nothing

To “earth-vaasi”. Many many horrible things.

1. Reduce earth population by half. (Though i would want that to happen but won’t do it. Instead, will provide incentives, fine people and other such methods to reduce earth population.

2. Migrate 50 million people from “climmate effected/more prone” countries like Pakistan, bangladesh, maldieve, sri lanka, India to Canada.

3. Declare every continent as a single country. Less countries, less border issues. Less expenditure on defence and more on human development.

4. Prohibit (ban) space exploration from moon onward. (Just a waste of resources). Moon is still fine as we can mine it for fuel. Also, as far as we “think” that we can always colonise mars and other such planets, we will lack sense of responsibility for our mother planet. So stop dreaming about christine stewart and love your Gul panra instead @jamahir .

Baaki me paper ki tyari kar lu woo boht hy. Haan , is se yaad aya. Abolish current examination system. Insted schools should be like “India got tallent”. Where one can “pass” school exam by proving his singing tallent, or say, his gemnastic or his mathematical or engineering skills. Or how well he play piano. How well he perform something. And how he bring something new to the table in a pre-existing field. You do that at age 5. And take an SSC/10th standard certificate. @Nilgiri your take ?

I like your ideas buddy! Personally if I was all powerful....I'd leave everything exactly the way it is...except just one thing....everyone can only communicate through farts (minus the smell). Now try being angry at someone with that being the case, much less starting hate and wars haha....we could literally never stop laughing our literal assess off! The great unifier, in farts we trust!

Just in case I dont remember this later...its coz I probably had too much spiked eggnog.

 

[enquencher]

i will convert ocean to alcohol

Tharki bewada

 

[Imran Khan]

Tharki bewada

tharki kiyoo

 

[Mage]

I will make girls more beautiful.

 

[.]

Reeunite with the girl who showered me with her Love ,Now I've lost her across the vast oceans of the cursed earth.

 

[KAL-EL]

Chocolate covered pretzels

 

[.]

I want poor people of subcontinent to migrate to a country from climate change to a country where they will be safe, will have a good life. Also, canada needs people. Its a waist land that is wasted. Canada have a theory called “100 million”. Currently they have 36.7 million. So even they agree that they need people in 60-70 million count.

Baning space exploration so that money can be spend on poor.
Less countries, less borders so that there are less conflicts, small armies and more funds for human development.

Abolishing of 200 year old education system which judge a fish by its ability to climb a 10 feet tall wall in support of a system that will ensure his personality progress and talent recognition.

Sure i am elitist.

Uoi my friend are MAGiC!

 

[RealNapster]

everyone can only communicate through farts (minus the smell). Now try being angry at someone with that being the case, much less starting hate and wars haha....we could literally never stop laughing our literal assess off! The great unifier, in farts we trust!

What if someone dont have enough “gas” at that moment ? Postpone the fight ?

Imagine DARPA making guns and barrels that can propagate smelly farts (for military use only) till long distances ?

In other news : Pentagon blame North Korea kim for developing a Deadly dish that when KIM eat will “create” poisionus farts which can kill 90% of american population in just 1 day”.

Sorry, i went too far. And i blame lack of tea for this behavior.

Uoi my friend are MAGiC!

Never read without context.

 

[fitpOsitive]

So just continue everyday normal life, knowing you had power over all things on earth? You wouldn't help others or seek pleasure?

Yes. Just my normal life.

 

[Mage]

I'll turn mullahs and other religious nutjobs, as atheists.
I'll make @jamahir an extreme capitalist.
I'll cure @padamchen's perversions.

 

[jamahir]

Think of the environment man @Nilgiri @django @jamahir @RealNapster @Hell hound

Real socialism is harmonious with the environment and nature.

To earth ? Nothing

To “earth-vaasi”. Many many horrible things.

1. Reduce earth population by half. (Though i would want that to happen but won’t do it. Instead, will provide incentives, fine people and other such methods to reduce earth population.

I will say that South Asia has too many unnecessary people. Something must be done to contain them.

2. Migrate 50 million people from “climmate effected/more prone” countries like Pakistan, bangladesh, maldieve, sri lanka, India to Canada.

Yes, that is a solution to population control in South Asia.

3. Declare every continent as a single country. Less countries, less border issues. Less expenditure on defence and more on human development.

Why not a borderless "World Jamahiriya", with the governance the same as the Libyan ( until 2011 ) Jamahiriya direct-democracy socialist system ??

A single political system governing humanity.

4. Prohibit (ban) space exploration from moon onward. (Just a waste of resources). Moon is still fine as we can mine it for fuel. Also, as far as we “think” that we can always colonise mars and other such planets, we will lack sense of responsibility for our mother planet. So stop dreaming about christine stewart and love your Gul panra instead @jamahir .

Gul Panra is also Mars.

I mean, Mars is also local like Moon.

Baaki me paper ki tyari kar lu woo boht hy. Haan , is se yaad aya. Abolish current examination system. Insted schools should be like “India got tallent”. Where one can “pass” school exam by proving his singing tallent, or say, his gemnastic or his mathematical or engineering skills. Or how well he play piano. How well he perform something. And how he bring something new to the table in a pre-existing field. You do that at age 5. And take an SSC/10th standard certificate. @Nilgiri your take ?

Agreed.

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I must add to the above :

1. No other political system than Jamahiriya socialism.

2. The current money system should be abolished and in its place should a "social credits" system emplaced.

3. Compulsory respect to cats.

4. Abolishing of village life and conversion of all humanity into living in cities.

5. Humanity spread out all through the solar system.

6. Ban in gymnasiums for most women.

7. Ban on Artificial Intelligence.

8. Fourteen to be the age of adulthood. Nothing magical about age 18. Will add more to the workforce, scientists etc.

9. Feminism to be not allowed.

10. Collective Vertical Farming and Urban Farming, with humanity living in cities only.

11. Traditional family system to be abolished and children to be raised in scientific "hostels".

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Elitist

Not it is not.

I'll turn mullahs and other religious nutjobs, as atheists.

I'll make @jamahir an extreme capitalist.

You can never !!

 

[Mage]

You can never !!

All powerful, my boy...besides cats are catitalists.