How to become untouchable in Pakistan

[coffee_cup]

It is so freaking easy to become untouchable and above law in Pakistan. Here is guide for normal mortals:

--> Get a microphone, upload some youtube videos criticizing military and organize some fake kidnapping and then join PFJU (or whatever that shyt is called)

--> Join some bar council and always vote for the winning candidate. You dont have to spend years in classes learning anything, it just has to be a right college with right connections. It is not gonna be cheap, but totally worth the money! Knowing anything about law is not required, just connections to right people close to judges

--> Elevate from lawyer to high court judge. It is freaking easy, right connections will do the job

--> If you are really dumb and lazy, open a Madrassah, learn to deliver fiery speeches and throwing abuses and insults while sitting in the mosque

NO ONE will dare touch you then!

(leaving out the obvious politicians, police etc out on purpose)

 

[313ghazi]

In all honesty though you just have to be rich. If we are going to go through another 20 years of Dakku raaj then the only people who will thrive are the rich. Become like the Indians and persue money. It is the only way you will have any decent life in the Dakku raaj.

Rich people can afford expensive facilities, they can buy influence and favour, they can exploit the poor.

It's much the same as Pakistan today really.