How to ask out a girl?

[Paan Singh]

sir ji experience se to nahin bol rahe

aap reason to bta de

 

[Don Jaguar]

Mera thread kabhi itna hit nahi hua.

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aur nahee to kyaa ...aap kyaa samjhe bhai shaadee kyoon nahee karna chahte aur unko apne haathon par hee bharosa hai???????????

Imran bhai ki real picture dekhnay ke baad mein ne apnay dost ko kaha tha yar ye ker sakta hai tu meray liay kia masla hai!!!

 

[cheekybird]

Mera thread kabhi itna hit nahi hua.

And the oscar goes to.........?????

 

[Don Jaguar]

And the oscar goes to.........?????

For sure me!!!

 

[cheekybird]

aap reason to bta de

AAAAIN kis cheez ka?

 

[behappy]

A funny proposal letter by a South Indian

Madam:

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.. I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants are always open for you.

I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.

What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon,

Yours and only yours Kutty

 

[cheekybird]

For sure me!!!

huh....T group ko bhool gaye...kahin ap politition to nahin

 

[Paan Singh]

AAAAIN kis cheez ka?

chalo ok..thks ..

 

[cheekybird]

@guru ji dekho zara....jaguar ji sara credit le rahein hain

 

[Don Jaguar]

@guru ji dekho zara....jaguar ji sara credit le rahein hain

GURU bhai ne mujhe 2 suggestions di thien.

Why politician's love to hate ****?

Does love really exist?

Mein ne dono reject ker di.

 

[GURU DUTT]

@guru ji dekho zara....jaguar ji sara credit le rahein hain

koi gal nahee cheeki jee as long as you are with me no problem let him take the credit

 

[Don Jaguar]

Imran bhai jawab soch rahay ho?

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koi gal nahee cheeki jee as long as you are with me no problem let him take the credit

Oye aap ne to is thread ko reject ker dia tha?

 

[kingkobra]

Most guys waste too much time in asking out(and some will ask sooner than required) and not all girls are daring enough to give you signals...so just be a man and tell her everything

 

[GURU DUTT]

Imran bhai jawab soch rahay ho?

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Oye aap ne to is thread ko reject ker dia tha?

jaanee tum ab bhee nahee samjhe...kahir maze karo ....

 

[Don Jaguar]

Ok yar thanks to all of you for your suggestions.