Funny Indian news Channel

[paritosh]

why do people tend to think that blwing themselves up is the only shortcut to heaven?
india tv has a solution...
the swarg ka shortcut(the shortcut to heaven)
INDIATV STUPID BREAKING NEWS: Swarg Ka Shortcut

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INDIATV STUPID BREAKING NEWS: Swarg Jaane Ka Rasta

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poornjanam ka badla....(revenge of some previous life)
INDIATV STUPID BREAKING NEWS: Punarjanam ka BADLA

 

[paritosh]

the jungle book...india tv style.
INDIATV STUPID BREAKING NEWS: September 2008
also on the page....save your cows from the damn UFOs

 

[paritosh]

INDIATV STUPID BREAKING NEWS: INDIA TV Should be BANNED

 

[paritosh]

so as these reports show...this is a channel not worth getting offended to.we've been getting offended ourselves since this channel's coming into being...I don't know what the I&B ministry is waiting for.

 

[proud_indian]

this is amongst the first of few news channel i have removed way back.

I just like to watch NDTV as it got some of the most sane media ppl like Vinod
Dua and Pranav Roy.

Even Doordarshan is far better than those $hit$.

 

[Beskar]

india tv : they have a late night show - where they talk about sexual problems in couples.

they have a panel of 2 people some sexologists. who answer people's question.

caller: sir !! good night! i want to ask you something,

host : puchiye -- puchiye

caller: i am married for 8 months, i have a beutiful wife a good job , i have a good size .., but

main kuch kar nahi pata hun!!!!

host : doctor saab is here - aap khul kar puchiye !!!

caller: main kuch kar nahin pata hun!!

host : aap kya kar nahin pate hain ??? khul ke puchiye , doctor is here.

caller : you know sir ??? when i do it with my wife , main kuch kar nahin pata hoon!!

host : dekye !! hum nahin samj rehe aap ko. khul ke bolo.

caller: sir you know - in the night - when i try to do it - you know , i can do it with hand but - main kar nahin pata hoon !!!

host : sir we can not understand you!! aap thoda kholo . doctor is here.

caller : ( get irritated ) main apni wife ko (ch#$ nahin pata hoon , mera $%%$^ nath jata hai)

Host : sorry for that - we will come back after a break !!!!

That should have been posted on Youtube.

 

[Vivek Sharma]

I was wondering why INDIA TV still continues to broadcasts
AS no one in INDIA watchs it.

Now i know people in pakistan do watch it.

Advice : Do not Watch it - its injurious to health
Do not waste your time on this channel

 

[proud_indian]

sometimes i think which is more unbearable amongst my mom's saas bahu drama's or India tv?

The answer is my mom's saas bahu drama's as i was allowed to remove India tv from TV but couldn't do the same with my mom's serials.

 

[dabong1]

Classic....

Step 1. the dance
Step 2. the electric bugaloo
Step 3. move your as5 for free
Step 4.you want some more

 

[TaimiKhan]

I was wondering why INDIA TV still continues to broadcasts
AS no one in INDIA watchs it.

Now i know people in pakistan do watch it.

Advice : Do not Watch it - its injurious to health
Do not waste your time on this channel

Dear, No Indian news channel airs in Pakistan, so we don't watch it nor we have the stamina to watch such BS, we have our own BS to watch, which is sufficient enough.

 

[DaRk WaVe]

india tv : they have a late night show - where they talk about sexual problems in couples.

they have a panel of 2 people some sexologists. who answer people's question.

caller: sir !! good night! i want to ask you something,

host : puchiye -- puchiye

caller: i am married for 8 months, i have a beutiful wife a good job , i have a good size .., but

main kuch kar nahi pata hun!!!!

host : doctor saab is here - aap khul kar puchiye !!!

caller: main kuch kar nahin pata hun!!

host : aap kya kar nahin pate hain ??? khul ke puchiye , doctor is here.

caller : you know sir ??? when i do it with my wife , main kuch kar nahin pata hoon!!

host : dekye !! hum nahin samj rehe aap ko. khul ke bolo.

caller: sir you know - in the night - when i try to do it - you know , i can do it with hand but - main kar nahin pata hoon !!!

host : sir we can not understand you!! aap thoda kholo . doctor is here.

caller : ( get irritated ) main apni wife ko (ch#$ nahin pata hoon , mera $%%$^ bath jata hai)

Host : sorry for that - we will come back after a break !!!!

what happened after the break

 

[humblehobbes]

Seriously I never seen this Channel!!! never ever.. First time i am hearing about this channel

 

[DaRk WaVe]

sometimes i think which is more unbearable amongst my mom's saas bahu drama's or India tv?

The answer is my mom's saas bahu drama's as i was allowed to remove India tv from TV but couldn't do the same with my mom's serials.

sas bahu k drame, Pakistan mae bhe bht hote han, but i can tell u there was a time my aunty used to watch the crappy Star Plus Dramas, par ab ab to wo bhe pak gae han it goes on & on, ur mom will get fed up with dramas as well, there was a time ppl loved these Sas Bahu dramas par ab sab logo ko nafrat ho gae ha

@ Paritosh
Sir u ve made my day after Iftari seeing ur links its just great, India TV Khappe

 

[Super Falcon]

absolutely rediclous man 10 steps of india all this time our

Al Khalid
T 80
Al zarar
U214
Agosta
F22P
Shaeen missiles

willl be sleeping waitting india to attack

 

[DaRk WaVe]

absolutely rediclous man 10 steps of india all this time our

Al Khalid
T 80
Al zarar
U214
Agosta
F22P
Shaeen missiles

willl be sleeping waitting india to attack

come on man, no tanks, missiles n frigates here in this thread let us enjoy India TV