*Go to Islamabad from Dubai
* Go to the mall, look for 'JJ' (Junaid Jamshed) outlet, buy a few befitting, shalwar kameez. (Traditional everyday dress), and a Pakistani wool cap.
*From Islamabad, hire a car or a taxi and go to Muree, do skiing, get drunk at the Muree brewery. Perhaps the oldest in S.Asia.
*From Islamabad Fly to Skardu,go and see our mountains.
* Go skiing in Malam Jabba
* Go to the Shindoor festival to attend the horse polo championship during the Shindoor fest season.
* Go to the Shangrila resort, go to the lake saif al maluk. [Lake of fairies]
* If youre into mountain climbing, go to the K-2, and Khunjarab Pass...the highest border post on mother earth.
* Come back to Skardu, fly to Lahore, stay there for a week, visit the ancient walled city, eat in the food street, visit sufi shrines, go to the Minar-e-Pakistan [Tower of liberty], go to the Lahore meuseum....and eat lots of food in the process...you can stay at five star hotels for affordable rates.
* Hire a cab go to Taxila to visit the relics of the Indus valley civilization and the Texila meuseum.
* If anyone asks, tell em you are Canadian and love cricket.
* Preferred greetings = Salam
* Reply = Wa-Salam
* Goodbye = Khuda Hafiz
* A lot of people speak or understand English.
* As for being safe....well, you are more likely to get killed in Alabama than in Pakistan. Like anywhere, it depends how you deal with it and where you go. Generally, Pakistanis take immense pride in taking guests, so if someone asks you for a cup of chai (tea), or to join them for a meal, don't refuse.
This should be enough to introduce you to Pakistan, and no don't expect to be on dirt roads, we do have freeways and a plenty of air ports.
Peace.