December 21 .. You are all gonna DiE

[Chinese-Dragon]

already achieved two digit growth

HYDERABAD: The doomsday phenomenon has come as a boon for city astrologers as they are doing brisk business, thanks to worried believers in the theory. With astrologers and numerologists reporting a nearly 20% jump in business in the past few weeks owing to an increasing number of people asking them about what is in store for them on December 21.

'Doomsday' spells fortune for astrologers - The Times of India

LOL, I should have invested in some Feng Shui businesses as well.

 

[prabhusarjen]

End of the world 2012 | Mayan Calendar

 

[Markus]

oh yes.my Geometry exam will be canceled at december 21!

Your geometry exams will be pre-poned to December 20th.

 

[SpArK]

Cap on Subsidised LPG Cylinder to Go Up to 9: Moily

Cap on Subsidised LPG Cylinder to Go Up to 9: Moily | news.outlookindia.com

O really, Mr moily.. world is ending... You raising gas prices...buck u..

 

[Iggy]

Should find a job before the world end.. Dont want to die as a jobless


@SpArK: Aliya ninte kozhi!!!

 

[Developereo]

Hahaha, I saw a Twilight Zone episode along those lines.

This guy always wanted some spare time to read his books, but along with his bank job and his demanding wife he had no free time and felt like he was trapped in a nightmare.

Then one day the world ends, killing everyone except him (he was protected inside the bank vault). He says: "YES... finally now I have all the time in the world to read my books".

Then his glasses fall off his nose, and shatter on the ground.

Yup. Remember that one.

My fav episode is "To Serve Man", but that glasses episode is also good.

 

[Chinese-Dragon]

O really, Mr moily.. world is ending... You raising gas prices...buck u..

Being a d*ckhead 101 = Hoard loads of provisions, including fuel/food/water, and sell them for exorbitant prices during a global catastrophe.

These people should be beaten with sticks.

Yup. Remember that one.

My fav episode is "To Serve Man", but that glasses episode is also good.

The entire first season of the Twilight Zone was amazing. The 1959 one (funny how old TV series are so much more intelligent than modern ones).

My favourite was "And When the Sky Was Opened" or "One for the Angels".

 

[SpArK]

Should find a job before the world end.. Dont want to die as a jobless

You could apply for housemaid job of tututran.. commander in chief of Lashkar e- neburu.

Should find a job before the world end.. Dont want to die as a jobless


@SpArK: Aliya ninte kozhi!!!

chavaaan kidakumbola pootilae kozhi

 

[kollang]

Your geometry exams will be pre-poned to December 20th.

 

[Markus]

Well, the world will end on Dec 21.

So, we will NEVER get too see:

1). Manmohan talking
2). Sachin retiring
3), Salman Marrying

Dont cry mate.

I will have your exams cancelled.

Pls PM me (via the mods) your school no. and tell me your name too.

 

[W.11]

Remember to also buy a tin can opener. A manual one.

Would be a shame otherwise!

so true

other wise he will have to bite the tins open

 

[arp2041]

Don't cry, u'll not be able to see the result

 

[Cheetah786]

Can I please get to sleep with Lindsay Lohan, Emma Watson & Kristen Stewart on the night of 20/12 ?

The answer to your question is Nope

 

[Gandhi G in da house]

Yessss Yes Yes Yes

 

[Iggy]

chavaaan kidakumbola pootilae kozhi

Nee ippo poottila kozhi valarthunne??