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December 21 .. You are all gonna DiE

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You have a high chance of sleeping with them after 22/12, given that you're the only guy alive and all the dildos got destroyed in this catastrophe.

Nah....I am not that bad. I think I can do it on the night of 20/12 itself. :D
 
LOL, I buy rations (tinned food etc.) anyway, and have been doing it for ages already.

Nothing to do with the end of the world, but rather as a contingency for unforeseen calamities or natural disasters.

Remember to also buy a tin can opener. A manual one.

Would be a shame otherwise!
 
Remember to also buy a tin can opener. A manual one.

Would be a shame otherwise!

Hahaha, I saw a Twilight Zone episode along those lines.

This guy always wanted some spare time to read his books, but along with his bank job and his demanding wife he had no free time and felt like he was trapped in a nightmare.

Then one day the world ends, killing everyone except him (he was protected inside the bank vault). He says: "YES... finally now I have all the time in the world to read my books".

Then his glasses fall off his nose, and shatter on the ground. :D
 
Hum ne Mayawati ko jhela hai, ye Mayan humara kya ukhad lega.
 
Doomsday French mountain to be closed 'on day the world ends' - Telegraph

A mountain in the French Pyrenees that doomsday cultists claim will be the only place still standing after the end of the world, slated December 21, is to be closed to visitors to avoid pandemonium on its peak.

New Agers and UFO watchers will be barred access to the flat-top mount outside Bugarach, population 179, during a four-day period around the date they are convinced represents Armageddon.
Harbingers of doom base their apocalyptic prediction on an ancient Mayan calendar predicting the end of the world will happen on the night of December 21, 2012.
They believe the Pic de Bugarach is an "alien garage" and that extraterrestrials are quietly waiting in a massive cavity beneath the rock for the world to end, at which point they will leave, taking, it is hoped, a lucky few humans with them.
To avoid a sudden, massive influx of esoteric outsiders, the mayor has banned gatherings of any sort, and anyone landing in a light aircraft will be arrested.
But some from among the end-of-the-world crowd claim the real reason authorities are shutting down the area is that they are really there to investigate dozens of recent UFO sightings.

Local police are also clamping down on those hoping to cash in on doomsday fever by selling end-of-the-world memorabilia at out of this world prices.
Local press reports say one landowner is offering to rent out his four-bedroom house on the slopes of Bugarach for 1500 euros a night next month, or an empty field for those wishing to camp at 400 euros.
"I possess a rare asset, the land of immortality," the owner is cited as claiming in La Depeche du Midi.
Intergalactic hitchhikers can book a place in a bed and breakfast room 19km away on December 21 for the cut price of 500 euros, even though it is outside the "pick up zone".
A local winemaker is even marketing an End of the World vintage – and a Survival Vintage next year for those who make through to the other side.
Eric Freysselinard, the prefect of the Aude department, or county, which comprises Bugarach, expressed outrage over the trade last week. "I find it really outrageous to abuse the naivety of people and rush into commerce that defies common sense," he said.
With the clock ticking, a government-backed anti-cult watchdog is warning against a repeat of the 1995 mass suicides by the Order of the Solar Temple sect in the Alps when their predicted Doomsday failed to take place.

Doomsday French mountain to be closed 'on day the world ends' - Telegraph
 
An Indo-Pak nuclear war will be a nice way to initiate the doomsday proceedings.
 
Pls make all moderators Indian for just last 10 days of life on earth :D

Webby, will u???
 
Right time for India to take advantage of the lull in Chinese production, to soar ahead with a double-digit growth rate, as has been predicted for decades now. :P

already achieved two digit growth

HYDERABAD: The doomsday phenomenon has come as a boon for city astrologers as they are doing brisk business, thanks to worried believers in the theory. With astrologers and numerologists reporting a nearly 20% jump in business in the past few weeks owing to an increasing number of people asking them about what is in store for them on December 21.

'Doomsday' spells fortune for astrologers - The Times of India
 
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