how about stop pretending to be from Shanghai?
Look sh-whatever, I don't actually give two hoots where your behind is hauled from. Who cares if your roommate lent you a hand on the dialect ...
And I could care even less if you and your pack of brats kiss the ground after sister SIF. I'd be the last one to burst her bubbles lest she gets tired of babysitting.
But don't expect this courtesy if you 敬酒勿吃吃罚酒,还了格得拎勿清 。。。
Any two-bit, ill-adapted 下只角小靶子 in Aussieland can yap and type
But be forewarned: if you insist on spewing crap - as you are fond of - day in, and day out, then expect to be called out at least some of the times.