China-India Geopolitics: News & Discussions

[Steelrain]

The link is of a chinese website guys so chill, nothing new in this propaganda.

 

[AndrewJin]

What??? ..... even the Chinese???..... damn u guys....... You copying our tactics now???..... I thought we had copyrights for the use of pigeons, camels, dogs, ducks, donkeys..... as spies against India.....

so whats the next plan???.... unleashing the Bactrian camel on to India???? well let me warn you ahead..... they will catch and imprison him for life...... done the same to ours!

Holy cows are spies....
They should arrest holy cows and anatomise them.

 

[N.Siddiqui]

Here is a satire written by Nadeem. F. Piracha in DAWN about a year ago on Pakistani spy pigeon...seems now taken over by Chinese spy pigeon. The pigeon is called 'Ghutarghoon Khan'...

Pakistani spy pigeon: The proof

Yesterday, Indian police detained a pigeon at the border with Pakistan, after it was found carrying a warning note to Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Last year as well, India had arrested a pigeon, which it claimed to be a spy from Pakistan. While we wait for further news, here's the proof the Indian government provided following last year's arrest.

Last week, Indian authorities announced the capture of a Pakistani spy pigeon. The Indian intelligence agency, RAW, claimed that the pigeon was specially trained by the Pakistani spy agency, the ISI, to fly into Indian territory on a spying mission.

To corroborate its claims, RAW released some photos (taken by a RAW parrot) that shows the Pakistani pigeon indulging in various spying actives in and over India. RAW chief, Roger Binny, told reporters that the photos also proved that the Pakistani pigeon (code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) had been conducting spying missions in India for many years, maybe even decades!

Below are the photos that RAW released to substantiate its startling claims.

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly spying on the pet ducks of the RAW chief ...

Ghutarghoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon ...

A Ghutarghoon Khan selfie taken outside a nuclear plant in Bihar.

Ghutarghoon Khan fighting a patriotic Indian squirrel. The squirrel's body was found in a fish pond nearby.

Ghutarghoon Khan polluting Indian river ...

Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.

PM Modi proudly exhibits a hat specially designed to ward off attacks by Pakistani pigeons from the air ...

An ISI agent paying Ghutarghoon Khan money to conduct more aerial bombings in India ...

A Chinese scientist working closely with the ISI installing a micro-camera in Ghutargoon Khan's left eye ...

full article here...

https://www.dawn.com/news/1186143

 

[AndrewJin]

Here is a satire written by Nadeem. F. Piracha in DAWN about a year ago on Pakistani spy pigeon...seems now taken over by Chinese spy pigeon. The pigeon is called 'Ghutarghoon Khan'...

Pakistani spy pigeon: The proof

Yesterday, Indian police detained a pigeon at the border with Pakistan, after it was found carrying a warning note to Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Last year as well, India had arrested a pigeon, which it claimed to be a spy from Pakistan. While we wait for further news, here's the proof the Indian government provided following last year's arrest.

Last week, Indian authorities announced the capture of a Pakistani spy pigeon. The Indian intelligence agency, RAW, claimed that the pigeon was specially trained by the Pakistani spy agency, the ISI, to fly into Indian territory on a spying mission.

To corroborate its claims, RAW released some photos (taken by a RAW parrot) that shows the Pakistani pigeon indulging in various spying actives in and over India. RAW chief, Roger Binny, told reporters that the photos also proved that the Pakistani pigeon (code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) had been conducting spying missions in India for many years, maybe even decades!

Below are the photos that RAW released to substantiate its startling claims.

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly spying on the pet ducks of the RAW chief ...

Ghutarghoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon ...

A Ghutarghoon Khan selfie taken outside a nuclear plant in Bihar.

Ghutarghoon Khan fighting a patriotic Indian squirrel. The squirrel's body was found in a fish pond nearby.

Ghutarghoon Khan polluting Indian river ...

Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.

PM Modi proudly exhibits a hat specially designed to ward off attacks by Pakistani pigeons from the air ...

An ISI agent paying Ghutarghoon Khan money to conduct more aerial bombings in India ...

A Chinese scientist working closely with the ISI installing a micro-camera in Ghutargoon Khan's left eye ...

full article here...

https://www.dawn.com/news/1186143

Every creature other than Modi the God is spying on india!

 

[TaiShang]

Huh, we were also spying on PM Modi?

 

[rott]

China dismisses, India panics over prospect of Chinese ‘spy pigeon’
13:54, May 24, 2017

The pigeon was caught with Chinese tags in Anjaw district of Arunachal Pradesh. (HT Photo)

A pigeon with a tag bearing numbers written in Chinese has thrown Indian authorities into a flutter, as fears spread that the feathered prisoner could be a Chinese spy. The Chinese public, meanwhile, has ridiculed the accusation as groundless and ludicrous.

The pigeon, which was reportedly caught in the disputed border region between China and India on May 20, has become a full-blown suspect of Chinese espionage. According to the Hindustan Times, the bird was found with an inscribed tag on its left leg.

This is not the first time that a pigeon has been singled out by India authorities as a potential perpetrator of foreign espionage. In 2016, a white pigeon was caught and caged by Indian security forces in a border district adjoining Kashmir, as it was suspected of having Pakistani "links.”

Such seizures have been ridiculed across Chinese social and traditional media. Many have suggested that, instead of punishing an innocent bird, Indian authorities should first deal with the country's security shortcomings.

“After reading the information circulating online, I would say that the bird might be a homing pigeon participating in a contest. Pigeons used for contests are normally tagged with rings bearing numbers and characters; I see no reason for Indian authorities to panic about it,” one netizen wrote on Sina Weibo.

“Despite its large population and territory, India remains a country without a shred of security. Maybe it should start to trust its neighbors, rather than making groundless accusations,” wrote another.

@Jlaw , @Han Patriot , @AndrewJin , @GS Zhou

Their delusions are getting harder to cure.

I suspect Pakistani hand in this, clean up of northern borders is needed.

ISIs spy Camel:

ISIs spy Pigeon:

India arrests pigeon on suspicion of spying for Pakistan


https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...on-suspicion-of-spying-for-pakistan-spks8b379

Will the pigeon get a death sentence or life imprisonment?

Who sent you here?------Coo.
What's your task? -----Coo.
With whom do you want to contact?----Coo.

Funny

 

[Srinivas]

You are forgetting that the whispers,delusions and rumors are name after chinese called 'Chinese Whispers' !

 

[rott]

You are forgetting that the whispers,delusions and rumors are name after chinese called 'Chinese Whispers' !

Haha....
Troll award goes to @Srinivas

 

[khansaheeb]

China dismisses, India panics over prospect of Chinese ‘spy pigeon’
13:54, May 24, 2017

The pigeon was caught with Chinese tags in Anjaw district of Arunachal Pradesh. (HT Photo)

A pigeon with a tag bearing numbers written in Chinese has thrown Indian authorities into a flutter, as fears spread that the feathered prisoner could be a Chinese spy. The Chinese public, meanwhile, has ridiculed the accusation as groundless and ludicrous.

The pigeon, which was reportedly caught in the disputed border region between China and India on May 20, has become a full-blown suspect of Chinese espionage. According to the Hindustan Times, the bird was found with an inscribed tag on its left leg.

This is not the first time that a pigeon has been singled out by India authorities as a potential perpetrator of foreign espionage. In 2016, a white pigeon was caught and caged by Indian security forces in a border district adjoining Kashmir, as it was suspected of having Pakistani "links.”

Such seizures have been ridiculed across Chinese social and traditional media. Many have suggested that, instead of punishing an innocent bird, Indian authorities should first deal with the country's security shortcomings.

“After reading the information circulating online, I would say that the bird might be a homing pigeon participating in a contest. Pigeons used for contests are normally tagged with rings bearing numbers and characters; I see no reason for Indian authorities to panic about it,” one netizen wrote on Sina Weibo.

“Despite its large population and territory, India remains a country without a shred of security. Maybe it should start to trust its neighbors, rather than making groundless accusations,” wrote another.

@Jlaw , @Han Patriot , @AndrewJin , @GS Zhou

Most things in the world have a made in China tag on them, what's the big deal if a pigeon has one too?

 

[Sheikh Rauf]

Hahahaha

 

[Naara-e-Mastana]

I suspect Pakistani hand in this, clean up of northern borders is needed.

There must be a Pakistani men's hand or **** behind the raising indian population too.

 

[Blue Marlin]

this has isi all over it. they must have transferred the spy gear for the pigeons to china.....with tot

 

[terranMarine]

this has isi all over it. they must have transferred the spy gear for the pigeons to china.....with tot

China is gonna demand the safe return of our high tech property: pigeon including gear unharmed

 

[rott]

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This is the funniest...

 

[Daghalodi]