Biggest Lies

[Frankenstein]

What do you think are the worst lies ever??

I just found the The 13 Biggest Lies !!

13. The check is in the mail.

12. You get this one, I'll pay next time.

11. You look great.

10. Of course I love you.

9. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

8. ...but we can still be good friends.

7. She means nothing to me.

6. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

5. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

4. I'll call you later.

3. I've never done anything like this before.

2. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

1. I DO.

 

[friendly_troll96]

What do you think are the worst lies ever??

I just found the The 13 Biggest Lies !!

13. The check is in the mail.

12. You get this one, I'll pay next time.

11. You look great.

10. Of course I love you.

9. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

8. ...but we can still be good friends.

7. She means nothing to me.

6. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

5. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

4. I'll call you later.

3. I've never done anything like this before.

2. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

1. I DO.

14. Your post is funny!

 

[Tuahaa]

Yeah I didn't laugh...

 

[Spring Onion]

10. Of course I love you.


8. ...but we can still be good friends.

 

[pak-marine]

14. I will be there in 5 mins

 

[Ganguly]

Lady Jana never trolls

 

[Frankenstein]

Lady Jana never trolls

you are Ganguly

 

[footmarks]

1. I was just about to call you
2. I was trying your no. but the network was busy
3. You are the only one I love
4. (if a girl say so) I dont like gold jewellary
5. (after a job interview) We will get back to you

 

[Spring Onion]

Lady Jana never trolls

And Indians are not frustrated at Jana

 

[Markus]

And Indians are not frustrated at Jana

How can we ever get frustrated or angry with you?

Even India's national anthem starts with your name.

 

[friendly_troll96]

Lady Jana never trolls

15. Ganguly didn't get hit in the asss with a cricket ball by Shoaib Akhtar!

 

[roach]

No, sweetheart. You don't look fat in that dress.

I hate women who dress like sluts.

No, I've never thought of killing you.

 

[footmarks]

15. Ganguly didn't get hit in the asss with a cricket ball by Shoaib Akhtar!

And then shoaib Akhtar didnt chewed the same ball

 

[footmarks]

And Indians are not frustrated at Jana

That's the winner!!

 

[Spring Onion]

And then shoaib Akhtar didnt chewed the same ball

And then Shoiab didnt screw the wart