Aunt Mary is an F-16 pilot

[ahsanshaheen]

A fifth-grade teacher told her students "I'd like for one of you to tell the class a story with a moral", so little Suzy raised her hand. "OK Suzy" said the teacher, "please tell the class your story".

So little Suzy says "my aunt Mary is an F-16 pilot and she got shot down over Iraq ans she had to eject from her plane. All she had with her was a pint of whiskey, a pistol and a knife. She decided to drink the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break if she hit the ground hard. Then she landed right in the middle of 20 bad guys. She killed 12 of them with her pistol but then she ran out of ammo, so she killed seven more with her knife but then the blade broke, so she killed the last one with a karate chop that broke his neck."

Horrified, the teacher says "Suzy, that's a terrible story. What kind of moral could it possibly have?"

To which little Suzy replied "stay away from aunt Mary when she's been drinking."http://www.defence.pk/forums/images/smilies/cute/taz.gif

 

[Imran Khan]

nice story when she drink send her in afghnistan i think afghani fix this matter

 

[pkpatriotic]

nice story when she drink send her in afghnistan i think afghani fix this matter

Doubted that they can fix such matter...........as at the moment they are fully engaged to fix Mat-Tom & Sam.........americans aagey aagey ----Afghani pechey pechey...........
Ab US lead NATO tu khud apney "mariners" izzat bachana chahatey hein............. per kambal nahi chor raha

Aurat Ki tu Afghni Bohat Izzat kertey hein ....may be you remember that once an american lady journalist Yvonne Ridley who was captured by Taliban in September 2001 for entering Afghanistan without legal documents. Ridley was freed after 11-day detention, She was very much impressed by their charactor and as such later she embraced Islam in June 2003.

 

[su-47]

A fifth-grade teacher told her students "I'd like for one of you to tell the class a story with a moral", so little Suzy raised her hand. "OK Suzy" said the teacher, "please tell the class your story".

So little Suzy says "my aunt Mary is an F-16 pilot and she got shot down over Iraq ans she had to eject from her plane. All she had with her was a pint of whiskey, a pistol and a knife. She decided to drink the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break if she hit the ground hard. Then she landed right in the middle of 20 bad guys. She killed 12 of them with her pistol but then she ran out of ammo, so she killed seven more with her knife but then the blade broke, so she killed the last one with a karate chop that broke his neck."

Horrified, the teacher says "Suzy, that's a terrible story. What kind of moral could it possibly have?"

To which little Suzy replied "stay away from aunt Mary when she's been drinking."http://www.defence.pk/forums/images/smilies/cute/taz.gif

i have heard the same story with uncle tim being an F-4 pilot in vietnam. except he ends up killing a hundred vietcong

 

[TOPGUN]

Hahaha lol!!

 

[Nauman Umair]

Doubted that they can fix such matter...........as at the moment they are fully engaged to fix Mat-Tom & Sam.........americans aagey aagey ----Afghani pechey pechey...........
Ab US lead NATO tu khud apney "mariners" izzat bachana chahatey hein............. per kambal nahi chor raha

Aurat Ki tu Afghni Bohat Izzat kertey hein ....may be you remember that once an american lady journalist Yvonne Ridley who was captured by Taliban in September 2001 for entering Afghanistan without legal documents. Ridley was freed after 11-day detention, She was very much impressed by their charactor and as such later she embraced Islam in June 2003.

gr8 rebuttal bro...awesome!