Advice from Shoaib malik :)

[Pukhtoon]

Reminds me of someone's satus here:

Jhanda chaahey koi bhii ho...Danda* to Shoiab ka hii hai Na!!!



* Danda = Do i need to explain?

Danda = Chota Don

if u want more explanation then let us know

 

[bandit]

Lagta hai ladki ne pakdwa ke baitha diya hai mian ko, khud to khel rahi hain, mian jee ko ghar baitha ke dande se kapde dhulwati hain .

Sania books semi-final berth in New Delhi
Pakistan drops Malik for South Africa series

 

[Spring Onion]

Lagta hai ladki ne pakdwa ke baitha diya hai mian ko, khud to khel rahi hain, mian jee ko ghar baitha ke dande se kapde dhulwati hain .

paa jee Bharat howay ka Pakistan mian mian hee hota ha and thats how almost all mion lolzz end up.

 

[notsuperstitious]

Hey goodnews, Sania made it to commonwealth tennis finals just a minute ago.

Good going India. Looks like the joke is on someone who seeks confort in chauvenist jokes

Feel free to make some more jokes

 

[toppys]

Reminds me of someone's satus here:

Jhanda chaahey koi bhii ho...Danda* to Shoiab ka hii hai Na!!!



* Danda = Do i need to explain?

jhanda anek udhayi hei tho danda kitney udhayi hei...

 

[SpArK]

Hey goodnews, Sania made it to commonwealth tennis finals just a minute ago.

Good going India. Looks like the joke is on someone who seeks confort in chauvenist jokes

Feel free to make some more jokes

Shows the maturity level,.. Isn't it?

 

[vishalkamble]

Pakistani girl and Indian boy tie the knot refer dailytimes.com.pk
PESHAWAR: People-to-people contact is a good tool to break the ice between the two nuclear rival countries, Pakistan and India, and bring evermore peace and prosperity in both the countries, said the families of a Pakistani girl and Indian boy who tied the knot in Peshawar. Two weeks ago, Mohammad Khalid from a Pashtun family of Lucknow (India) with its members belonging to ruling Congress party and Syeda Imara, daughter of a senior journalist Syed Shakeel Ahmed, entered into wedlock in Peshawar. Talking to Daily Times at a dinner arranged by the Peshawar Press Club in the honour of the Indian family, families of the newly wed couple said that people of both the countries wanted peace, good relations and prosperity in both the countries and the whole region. Peshawar-based senior journalist Syed Shakeel Ahmed told Daily Times that before partition of the subcontinent, the people had a strong relationship, but unfortunately, after the partition, relationships between governments of the two countries kept becoming bad from time to time due to which, people of both the countries suffered. akhtar amin

 

[Rafael]

Hey goodnews, Sania made it to commonwealth tennis finals just a minute ago.

Good going India. Looks like the joke is on someone who seeks confort in chauvenist jokes

Feel free to make some more jokes

I know its burning deep down inside but nothing can't be done

 

[toppys]

jhanda anek udhayi hei tho danda kitney udhayi hei...

last line...
jhanda shohaib ka he hai uskee koi guarantee hai?

 

[Rafael]

Pakistani girl and Indian boy tie the knot refer dailytimes.com.pk
PESHAWAR: People-to-people contact is a good tool to break the ice between the two nuclear rival countries, Pakistan and India, and bring evermore peace and prosperity in both the countries, said the families of a Pakistani girl and Indian boy who tied the knot in Peshawar. Two weeks ago, Mohammad Khalid from a Pashtun family of Lucknow (India) with its members belonging to ruling Congress party and Syeda Imara, daughter of a senior journalist Syed Shakeel Ahmed, entered into wedlock in Peshawar. Talking to Daily Times at a dinner arranged by the Peshawar Press Club in the honour of the Indian family, families of the newly wed couple said that people of both the countries wanted peace, good relations and prosperity in both the countries and the whole region. Peshawar-based senior journalist Syed Shakeel Ahmed told Daily Times that before partition of the subcontinent, the people had a strong relationship, but unfortunately, after the partition, relationships between governments of the two countries kept becoming bad from time to time due to which, people of both the countries suffered. akhtar amin

And your point is.....?

 

[Rafael]

Shows the maturity level,.. Isn't it?

I have seen maturity level of you guys in Sania Mirza thread so don't get me started on it.

If you have nothing else to say then don't say anything!

 

[toppys]

last line...
jhanda shohaib ka he hai uskee koi guarantee hai?

Hows my hindi.. I am from "Gods own whatever" please pardon mistakes...

 

[vishalkamble]

A Pakistani girl and an Indian boy, who had been dating online for over three years, finally said ‘I do’ in Madhya Pradesh’s commercial capital Indore on Independence Day.


Desiree Anthony, a Christian from Karachi, met Sandeep Sharma, a software engineer from Indore, on the Internet on July 4, 2003.



Desiree was issued a visa to visit India only after she wrote to President A.P.J. Kalam.


Sharma, who was engrossed in an online discussion on the demolition of the disputed structure in Ayodhya, noticed a pal in Desiree who backed him up. The two got chatting even though Sandeep was unaware of her gender for many weeks.


In October 2004, Sharma mailed his picture to Desiree, who responded almost three months later by sending her picture. The two grew fond of each other and decided to marry.


As the relations between India and Pakistan were tense, Desiree and Sandeep decided to meet up in Nepal in February this year along with their parents. The two were married according to the Hindu rites there.


However, they could not register their marriage there. Nepal permits registration of marriages only a month after the ceremony. Both the families had to leave Nepal within a week because of the growing Maoist insurgency.


Back in Indore, Sandeep ran from pillar to post to get a visa for his Pakistani wife.


‘I met officials and leaders but no one helped. Then Desiree and I decided to seek the president’s help. We faxed him letters telling him about our dilemma. Within a week Desiree got a call from the president’s office and a visa was issued to her on July 11,’ Sanjay said.


However, Desiree’s visa is valid only for three months.

Desiree reached Mumbai on Aug 9 and got married according to Christian customs on Aug 15 in Indore.

 

[Rafael]

last line...
jhanda shohaib ka he hai uskee koi guarantee hai?

yeh baat tu sania jee hi behter bata saktii hain


Aap kii representative hai khud hi pooch lein

 

[Markus]

yeh baat tu sania jee hi behter bata saktii hain


Aap kii representative hai khud hi pooch lein

zyada khush mat ho beta, tumahari Veena Malik hamare Bigg Boss house main baithi hai