I can give you a better 10 List
What Pakistanis hate to hear
1. Doctor bana hai ya , Engineer ? Make your choice now and you are in grade 2
2. Bus ane wali hai , line main lag Ja-in
3. You have to pay tax on this item you are bringing into country
4. Make up , is too much , take it easy on the eye shade aunty
5. Music , sunna haram hai
6. Make sure your jeans are above your ankle
7. Don't mess with him he has got connections
8. Need to pay police tax
9. Dulhan Bhag gai
10. Your application to USA has been deined, $%$%$%$% my application ... what ..%$% @@
Bonus 3:
11. The india Pakistan cricket series just got cancelled
12. There will be no dinner served on the US airplane flight only (Crackers and penuts)
13. The water you just drank was not from the purchased water bottle, was from Tap water ....