Karnataka corner!

[Hermione]

I am a movie buff.And I havent given up on Bollywood yet...
Right now this is what comes to my mind...

I have given up entirely, wont be able to recognize most young movie stars today. Except for occasional Hollywood flicks I hardly watch movies.

 

[Dem!god]

ha ha ha....this one is funny..

a sardar went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
somebody asked - sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?
sardar hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi -)

 

[Indischer]

bhai....ye log ka naya plan hai Gwaze-hind ka...


ha ha ha...wo bhula nai hai....wo bol raha hai....tum log ab musalmaan banjao.....tere kalki avatar aa gaye hai...

Uska Comedy Hall of Fame mein yeh Qtiyapa Avval Number pe hoga. Yeh sabhi Kannada kavitaayen tumhare Vedon mein hain! Yakeen Jaaniye!

 

[Hermione]

ha ha ha....this one is funny..

a sardar went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
somebody asked - sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?
sardar hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi -)

? Kya uski pant nahi khul rahi thi?

 

[Dem!god]

? Kya uski pant nahi khul rahi thi?

ya...his pant zip was not opening....

 

[Hermione]

Uska Comedy Hall of Fame mein yeh Qtiyapa Avval Number pe hoga. Yeh sabhi Kannada kavitaayen tumhare Vedon mein hain! Yakeen Jaaniye!

Gazwa-e-Hind se pehele tho woh tum Brahmino ki khair nikalega. Sambhal ke rehena.

 

[Dem!god]

Uska Comedy Hall of Fame mein yeh Qtiyapa Avval Number pe hoga. Yeh sabhi Kannada kavitaayen tumhare Vedon mein hain! Yakeen Jaaniye!

bhai mai to is zaid hamid ke comedy se tang aa gaya hu........
sala kab se sirf plan hi bana raha hai.....kuch aage bhi karega ya nai....

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

? Kya uski pant nahi khul rahi thi?

Bhadra mahila. . yaha chain ka upyog anupraas alankar ki tarah kiya gaya hai. . . arthat. . pratham vaakya me chain ka matlab. . . shanti se hai tatpashchat chain ka arth uske Jaanghvastra ki zip se hai. .

 

[Indischer]

Gazwa-e-Hind se pehele tho woh tum Brahmino ki khair nikalega. Sambhal ke rehena.

Aur humein ladna bhi nahi aata...Hum sirf Mooh mein Raam Raam aur bagal mein churi daal sakte hain.

 

[Hermione]

Bhadra mahila. . yaha chain ka upyog anupraas alankar ki tarah kiya gaya hai. . . arthat. . pratham vaakya me chain ka matlab. . . shanti se hai tatpashchat chain ka arth uske Jaanghvastra ki zip se hai. .

Han han itna tho pata chal hi gaya tha mujhe. Itni murkh bhi nahi hun.

 

[Indischer]

Bhadra mahila. . yaha chain ka upyog anupraas alankar ki tarah kiya gaya hai. . . arthat. . pratham vaakya me chain ka matlab. . . shanti se hai tatpashchat chain ka arth uske Jaanghvastra ki zip se hai. .

Itni Shuddh Hindi, wah!

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

Han han itna tho pata chal hi gaya tha mujhe. Itni murkh bhi nahi hun.

Are aap to vidushi hain . . . moorakh to hum jaise kishore hain

Itni Shuddh Hindi, wah!

Board exam me hindi me 91 marks aye the

 

[Dem!god]

conquering.. India plan....

 

[Indischer]

Are aap to vidushi hain . . . moorakh to hum jaise kishore hain




Board exam me hindi me 91 marks aye the

Mujhe bhi Hindi itni mushkil nahi lagti thi....mujhe kam marks Kannada mein aa jate the. Ek teacher tha jo apna pen se answer ka lambayi maapleta tha, aur uske dum par marke deta tha!

 

[Hermione]

Board exam me hindi me 91 marks aye the

Kishore hum pe thora sa taras kha balak. Mere tho sirf 45 marks hi aaye the.