SMS Thread!!

[Pk_Thunder]

2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri

Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

 

[Pk_Thunder]

1 pagal her waqt bolta tha

“Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga”

“Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga”

1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia,

Dr: AB KYA KARO GE?

PAGAL: shadi karun ga,

nokri karon ga,

ghar basaon ga.

DR: vry nice phir kya kro ge?

PAGAL: bacho ko achy school bhejon ga

unki birthday krun ga

Niker or shirt gift don ga

Dr: gud gud phir?

Pagal: unki niker se lastik nikalon ga phir

Gulail bnaon ga or chirya ko marun ga...

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Aik saiyasdan ke batte nae abne walid e mohtraum ko khule aam rishwatt lete hue dekh liya to bolla

Abbu ap nae apni Siyasatt par aik barra dagh dal dia.

To Siyasatdan bolla

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Betta dagh to challa gaye ga par ye moqqa phir kabhi hath nahe aye ga.

 

[naumananjum]

‎1 class k bacha apni Mis se kehta hai : mai ap ko kaisa lagta hn..??.Mis : so sweet Bacha : to mai apny ammi abu ko ap k ghar bhejon..?Mis : Q.?Bacha : taky wo humari bat agay chalaeinMis : ye kya bakwas hai..?Bacha :..tuition parhny k liye,Mis ap bhi na qasam se cable dekh dekh kr kharab ho gai hain...

 

[dexter]

A girl in a book shop.
Do u hav book named "women-The perfect intelligence"?
sales man :"the comedy department is on the other side "

 

[friendly_troll96]

2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

uska malik waqeai bahut zalim hai per insaano k leay, gadhon k leay to farishta hai!

 

[dexter]

3 poltri farms ki inspection ho rhi thi
inspector: tm murghion ko kya dete ho ?
sardar:bajra
inspector: wrong food . arrest him
inspector: tm kya dete ho ?
2nd sardar: rice
inspector:tm bhi ghalt ho . arrest him
last wala sardar ghbra k bola: hum to sub murghion ko 5 , 5 rupay dete hen jis ka jo dil chahay kha le

 

[U-571]

‎1 class k bacha apni Mis se kehta hai : mai ap ko kaisa lagta hn..??.Mis : so sweet Bacha : to mai apny ammi abu ko ap k ghar bhejon..?Mis : Q.?Bacha : taky wo humari bat agay chalaeinMis : ye kya bakwas hai..?Bacha :..tuition parhny k liye,Mis ap bhi na qasam se cable dekh dekh kr kharab ho gai hain...

nice man very funny

 

[dexter]

Boss : tm itne short kaprray kyun pehan kr ati ho...?
Girl : sir salary itni kam he puray kaparray kaise len?
Boss :to kal se tmhari salary band !

 

[dexter]

1 lrkay ne chinese lrki se shadi ki
lrki 1 saal baad mr gai
lrka bohat ro raha tha
1 pathan dilasa dete huwe bola
Bs yaar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta he !

 

[dexter]

Bacha apni dadi se : kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na ? Aap/papa/mama/behan aur mai.
Dadi : nahi jab tmhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.
Bacha : phir behan ki shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.
Dadi pyaar se : nahi jab tmhara beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 ho jayenge.
Bacha : Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 ho jayegen.
Dadi : haram khor soja chup kr k...

 

[BlackenTheSky]

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers in d car he was driving..

 

[Ayesh the great]

Sir old iz gold

 

[Ayesh the great]

Sir, old iz gold

 

[Xeric]

2 hamsakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?
Wo bola "kuch nahi papa,
aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hai"<welcome winter season >.